Animal talker+Mate+craziness= me in a mental ward

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Hey guys i wanted to try out this story idea so here it is but i wrote this on my ipod so it is no where near edited so BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ahhhhhhhh. I screamed as I awoke holding on to my sheets for dear life.

"Stop......p..please" I managed to stutter.

But the stupid dude continued doing the most evil task...... Tickling me!! I'm super super ticklish and he wouldn't stop tickling me!!!!!! But, I thought of my soon to be savior.....

"Ninja" I screamed as loud as I could and soon to my relief heard the loud sound of her feet thudding not so gently on our fake wood floor probably producing a couple of scratches along the way.

"Ninja" I yelled again as I continued to squirm and kick at my brother trying to get him to stop tickling me. Man, ninja was the best dog In the world but she always gets distracted by food, shiny things or even sometimes her reflection.

Suddenly my brother was no longer on me tickling me. Freedom! Ninja had him pinned to the ground growling playfully as my brother grunted and started mumbling about how I cheated by calling Ninja to save me.

"it's not cheating it is called being smart. Hey, you should try it sometime you might like it." I said while giving him a sweet smile. Mwuahaha I'm pure evil.

" sure sis, just tell me how it feels to be smart when some miracle happens and you can actually know 2+2 doesn't equal 22"

"hardy har har your so funny" I said sarcasm dripping from my every word.

"As fun as this is can you please tell ninja to get her fat ass off me so I can make breakfast?" my brother asked using his evil little puppy eyes. Grrrrrr I looked. Aw he looked so cute!

" fine but, only because you gave me those stupid puppy eyes and I'm hungry" I said grudgingly

" thank you your the best sis". He said

"hey Ninja can you get off of him Now because I'm really hungry and his stupid ass makes the best yummy triple chocolate ice cream pancakes in the world or at least from what I have tasted" I asked my mouth watering at the thought of eating all that chocolate.

My dog ,Ninja, just looked at my like I was the stupidest person in the world while she not so nicely said " what if I want to make him say uncle. It is a really fun game and i can't eat chocolate so what is in it for me if I let him go?" she asked jokingly. She always was looking for a deal or in other words a bribe.

Now this is where I lose some people due to the fact that they think I am so crazy ass chick in a mental hospital that talks to her imaginary dog that can magically talk. Well I'm not. Technically the animals of the world have always been able to talk. It is the humans that never learned to listen to the precious world of insight that these creatures held but I can hear them. I have learned and continue to learn of the world that we live in and I hope I will never cease to keep my mind open. Now you are probably thinking that I'm completely mad but yet, you are wrong again. My name is violet and I am you're not so mighty supernatural like the many others that walk on this land and live among you in secret never found out by the oblivious humans who we share

the planet with. We are often called walkers and that is all you need to know about the subject (for now).

"fine, ninja, sky will make you the bestest caramel ice cream pancake treat ever" I said as my brother, Skylar continued to grunt from under the rather large dog ( I blame the junky yummyness he has made us addicted to) and when he heard my promise to her he began to shake his head so hard that I thought it Would break and pushing so hard that he actually managed to push ninja off of him in protest. Ninja chased him for awhile until he used his super speed. No animal would ever be able to keep up with him. A half an hour later he came back with food ....... From china!! Isn't their a ocean between America and china. How the heck did he manage to get to China. Awwww man he brought Chinese food so I don't get pancakes. He will Pay someday. Oh well Chinese food is pretty good i guess i could eat it.

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