The days when One Direction first formed, stepping out of the X Factor, signing with SYCO, and starting their 1st album. That's where this story will take place.
Y/N L/N is the only girl in this boy band but has a secret... She has a dick.. But act...
" WAKE UP FUCKER" I hear I believe Louis yell at me as the door slams open. I ignore him hoping he'll just let me sleep but than I feel the sheets being pulled off me and a slap to the head with a pillow, causing me to shoot up. Only to get hit in the face with a wet, cold substance and I scream out snapping my head to the culprit seeing Louis, Liam, and Harry all standing there as Niall runs in chuckling, shaking his head, pulling the boys off me, and they fall on the floor laughing their heart out. " Fuck you guys" I say in my raspy morning voice allowing Niall to wipe the Whip Cream off my face.
" Sorry.. b-but.. t-t-that was.. funny.. a-as f-fuck" Harry says trying to catch his breath until bursting back into a fit of laughter, us all following after him as his laugh was simply contagious. " Yeah, Yeah, get out so I can change" I say rolling my eyes playfully at them, getting up off my bed walking towards my mini closet. " Remember we're heading out to the bus in about 20 minutes" Niall says turning around to look at me from the door. I grab my white silk Gucci boxers and nod at him flashing a smile. He returns it than turns back around and walks out, forgetting to shut the door after him. " Close the door Ni" I scream out to him and I hear footsteps running back. He mumbles a sorry before shutting the door, I just shake my head chuckling walking into the bathroom.
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I walk out my hotel room with my backpack and small suitcase after getting my clothes into it, with a blunt between my fingers and head into the elevator. I hurry to the bus after I'm off and get all my stuff into my bunk once again since we'll be on the road again. I smoke the rest of my blunt than walk out looking around. I breath in the air of London. I'm definitely gonna miss here since its home. It has been great seeing my family and chilling here while we were on the small break but now its time to go again.
As the boys load in we start heading off towards the next spot. Everyone was in the loft, watching T.V, eating food on their phones, or simply chilling reading, while I'm in the back room writing some songs for the album. I decided its time to get revenge on the boys stupid prank this morning so I come up with a plan before calling Niall " Ni! Can you come help me with this lyric" I say before hearing some quick footsteps running into the backroom. " Sure, what's up Y/NN" He asks " Well I actually don't need help, but I do need your help on something else. Revenge." I say and Niall smiles before smirking " What's the plan Y/NN" he asks " Well I have 2 super soaker water guns in my suitcase, and I'm thinking we secretly put some weird liquid mixtures in the gun, and soak them with it" I say smirking afterwards, Ni quickly doing the same as the plan sinks in.
" Lets do this babe" Niall says as we do our secret handshake and stand up. We walk out and straight to the kitchen without getting noticed by any of the boys. I grab a few random liquids from the refrigerator, him doing the same, I quickly run back into my bunk, grab the water guns, and run back into the kitchen still not noticed by the boys, who are too engrossed by the movie to even attempt to notice us. I mix hot sauce, Mayo, and Ketchup, as Niall mix's Mustard, sour Cream, and Guacamole. Once we finish loading the guns with the disgusting mixtures, we look at each other smirking, and start walking towards the loft.
Once were there Liam, Louis, and Harry still don't notice us so I decide to scream out. "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND BITCHES" I scream out and they notice us now, their eyes bulge out and Ni and I start spraying them down with the mixture. " HOLY SHIT" Harry screams running around in circles with his hands flying around in the air until hiding behind Liam, and Louis who are currently squirming around poorly attempting to cover themselves with their hands. By now Niall and I are dying laughing and we don't stop spraying until the guns are completely out.
We than run back to the back room before they can get to us and start dying of laughter, the rest banging on the door saying things like " FUCK YOU GUYS" and " LET US IN, WE ONLY WANNA MURDER YOU BRUTALLY". Niall and I stop laughing after a while and the boys apparently go to clean themselves up. Niall goes to open the door after about 10 minutes of waiting, everything is going well until the rest burst in flinging Niall back and I catch him, holding on until he gets back onto his feet. " You guys are dead" harry says with a smirk scarily calm before they all pounce on us. Liam attacking Niall, as Harry and Louis jump on top of me. They start tickling us with absolute no mercy. Harry holding both Niall and I down as Louis tickles me and Liam tickles Niall.
"S-s-stop-p p-plea-ase-e" I get out through the laughter as the tickles soon turn into painful pinches and scratches, " Only if you say I'm sorry" Louis says smirking at my pain. " I-I-I'm s-sorr-ry" I manage to get out and the tickling soon stops, as I start panting, taking deep breaths to put my breathing and heart beat at a normal pace. Liam soon stops as well as Niall says sorry to. Once Niall and I's breathing is regular we start lightly laughing at todays events. I love these boys man, what a motherfuckin' day.
(AYYO PLEASE READ FAM)
A/N: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Hope you all had a great and safe night even if you didn't trick or treat. I didn't either so its okay. Tell me about it in the comments. I love you all and make sure to check out my new book that I made called "Love War" its a Lauren/you G!P book that I think you guys might like so check it out. Until Next Time-- Love, Aaliyah.
