*I'm going to change the names of these "characters" because I totally dream about real people, who just happen to be my friends, and it would be wierd naming them! Sadly, you're just going to have to deal with it.*
So...Here goes my dream...
Maddison CoCo (Who is clearly a mixed race girl) is a 20-something whore who sleeps around with loads of men for money - A prostotute if you will. She has absolutley no money, and no ambition! Sucks for her...
Anyway, she meets a Chinese guy who tells her "she's worth it." (I'll call him Reggie, because that's totally a typical Chinese name!) So Reggie (After obviousley quoting Cheryl Cole on the L'Oreal advert) takes her on a trip to London, sleeps with her, gets her knocked-up, then flies back to wherever he's from!
So after a very slow nine months, Maddie gave birth to a child. And then another child, then another child. Eventually she pushes out 8 babies. The octuples are all very clearly Chinese, but, guess what? (Gasp) The kids are ginger! Dun...Dun...Dun! Who would have guessed?!? Well, Maddie's rightfilly screwed, with all those ginger/Chinese children and all.
