rwby x sun wukong reader

part 1: the monkey king

(cover art is by arka)

we all know what gods are, mighty and divine beings with great power, well what if i told you that the two brothers told of in remnant's legends aren't the only gods? there exists another and his name is sun wukong and that god is you so let your story unfold and let's see what will happen

-reader pov-
i have arrived in this world, this planet named remnant should have many powerful fighters on it but i will defeat them all, it's been 130,005 years since i was stripped of my title as a buddha and now i have only one goal and that is being the strongest fighter of all but right now i am walking to a shop, but i don't know what it sells and just as i was about to walk into the shop men in red and black clothes was thrown out of the glass that was on the wall and i see a little girl in a red hooded cloak

you: "what in wáng mu's name!?" a man dressed in nice clothes points a weirdly shaped stick at the girl
well dressed man: "well red i think we can both say this has been an eventful evening and as much as i would love to stick around this is where we part ways" he used the stick to shoot something at the girl but she dodges his attack i yelled "hey!" at him and i kick him in the stomach. well dressed man: "who are you?" you: "sun wukong"
well dressed man: "who?"
you:" sun wukong, man. the monkey king" he shakes his head and runs away
girl: "mind if we go after him?"
old man: "go ahead" the girl runs after the man and you follow her
well dressed man:" damn it" the well dressed man gets into some flying metal thing and it flew away with that very well dressed jerk in it and then a very attractive lady with blonde hair arrives
hot lady:" darn it! he escaped!"
————timeskip brought to you by me playing deltarune————
hot lady:" do you two realize how stupid that was? you could have gotten killed"
you chuckle at that
you:"nah i could have handled him" her response to that is a glare and an attempt at slapping you with a riding crop
hot lady:"normally i would send you two dummies home with a slap on the wrist but my boss wishes to speak to you" a man with grey hair walks into the room
old fuck:" sun wukong long time no see"
you:"ozpin? still haven't killed that bitch yet?" the sexy blonde lady glares at you
ozpin:"no i haven't" he looks at the girl in red
ozpin:" ruby rose...you have silver eyes"
you:" pedo much?" he glares at you then looks at the girl again
ozpin:"how would you like to go to beacon?" she gets very happy after ozpin said that
ruby:"i would love that!" he smiles then he looks at you
ozpin: "and how about you, sun?" you stand up and look at ozpin with a serious expression and you say
you:" hell no! i'm not getting involved with your war!" ozpin looks unhappy about that answer
ozpin:" please sun you could help so many people"
you:" i said no! THIS ISN'T MY BUSINESS AND NEITHER WAS IT HERS!!!!" you yell with tears in your eyes
you:"fine i'll join this shitty school you run but only to fight strong opponents" you whipe your tears away
————timeskip brought to you by zeus playing board games with anubis————
blonde girl:" oh i can't believe by baby sister is going to beacon with me!" she says crushing her sister's back with a hug
ruby: "please stop" ruby's sister stops hugging her
blonde girl:"aren't you excited? you are going to be top banana" and suddenly a wild sun wukong appears
you:"where are the bananas?" the blonde girl smiles at you (me: yes you my beautiful boi/attack helicopter)
blonde girl:"hello sexy~"
you:" hey beautiful what's your name?"
yang:" yang xiao long and what's yours~?"
you:"sun wukong"
————timeskip brought to you by a lazy author————
you sit at the same table as team rwby and team jnpr and yes in this story they sit at the same table btw you look at nora and say
you:" you remind me of someone i know but i can't put my finger on who"
nora:" whatever you say monkey boy" she then eats fifty million pancakes all at once
you:" you cannot be a human not with that kind of an appetite" nora giggles at that and shrugs her impossible feat off
ruby:" hey sun what's your weapon?"
you:" it's called rúyì jīn gū bàng and it can extend to any length i want it to and it can shrink if i want it to" yang gives you bedroom eyes
you:" it's not that kind of a iron rod. mind you"

(i'm just gonna stop it here although i do have a question are there anyone you want to be with in this story?)