Rivaille: *slams open the door* ARMIN
Armin: *screams like a girl*
Everyone:...
Rivaille:...Right. Anyways...HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARMIN
Armin: Thanksss..?
Eren: Riva you're an hour late.
Levi: Tch, baka.
Rivaille:..*cries*
Hanji: oh finally someone is more clueless than Riener.
Riener: Hey!
Eren: *pats Riva's back* there there
Armin:....*eats leftover cake*
Erwin: *hugs Armin*
Hanji: I SHIP IT
E: but Erwin and Levi-
Hanji: STFU
Historia: it's already sailing section commander...
Hanji: WUT!?
Moblit: Gah Hanji-San! Inside voices...
Petra: *eating cake*
Alou: *watches Petra while smiling*
Gunther: .....
Connie: *jumps off the counter* I'm Gay
Levi: for fuck's sake.
Eld: *hugs Gunther*
Armin: *plays cards against with Erwin and Hanji*
E: *chugging bleach*
Sasha: *eating all the food*
Ymir: *plays vines in the background*
Eren: *snorts crack*
Armin: *hentai moaning*....
Erwin: ARMIN
Rivaille: I want a lap dance.
Eren: RIVA TF-
Hanji:...MARCO IS A HORSE FUCKER
Jean:.....
Levi and Erwin: HANJI
Connie: I FUCKED A HORSE
Marco: BITCH WHAT
Jean: BITCH WHEN THE FUCK
Sasha: ALL THE FOOD IS GONE
Alou: Oh God.
Hanji: GAY
Erwin: OH MY FUCKEN GOD
Moblit:...
Rivaille: *throws E's phone out the window*
E:...HAPPY BIRTHDAY COCONUT
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HumorThe leaders and cadets of the Survey Corps get their hands on phones... oH fReCkLeD jEsUs heLP uS Everyone is 18+!!!! Everyone is ooc because i am doing fanon versions of them, please DO NOT take this seriously in any way, all for fun! Below are m...
