"Get it away from me!!" Vamps yelled, ruining away from Bandit. He hid behind Gerard.
"What?" He asked.
"That little monster won't stop it with the tea parties!" Vamps replied, throwing his arms in the air. (Remember? Baby? He has little arms. Picture that again.)
"Daddy!" Bandit wined. "I just want to play."
"Snow!" Gerard called. Snow came running around the corner. "Play with Bandit."
"Okay!" He agreed with a smile, she walked over to him and he took her by the hand and walked off.
"Shit!" Cherry yelled, coming down the stairs..... In a really flashy suit... Literally flashy. "I think my ass is one fire." (Why is he calm?)
Vamps busted into laughter and pointed at Cherry's "burning ass". Gerard took a cup of water and splashed it on him.
"No bitch!" Cherry said. "You'll kill the lights!"
"You are such an idiot!" Baby Vamps fell onto the floor laughing said.
"OH MY GOD IT BURNS!" Cherry said in a flat tone. "You just touched my ass."
"I was putting the fire out!" Gerard protested.
"Yeah, with your hand."
"I was just putting the fire out!" Gerard said in a shrill tone.
"Pervert!"
*Face Palm*
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"I'm making pancakes!" Cherry said as everyone walked into the kitchen to breakfast. He already set the table and everything, he even had an apron that said "kiss the cook" on it. Of course Snow tried, but was bitched out.
He gave them their food. "What. the hell. Is this?" Vamps asked, disapprovingly looking at his meal.
"Pancakes!" Cherry replied.
"Is that sparkles!?"
"Yes, they had to be fabulous, they're Fabcakes."
They all spat them out and Gerard decided to make REAL pancakes.
"Don't worry Cherry." Snow whispered. "They're fabulous, but not as much as you."
O.O
***
*VOMIT NOISES!!*
"What the f.." Gerard rounded the corner with. He then saw Cherry, throwing up.... Sparkle.
"So... *BARF* Fabulous" He said. "I can't flush it now, look at it, tots fab."
"I told you you can't eat glitter!"
"Shut up bitch, nobody asked your ugly mug!"
"wE hAVe THe SAmE FAcE!" Gerard shrilly yelled, putting his hands on top of his head.
"Let us not forget our little episode yesterday. Hmm? Pervert." *BARF!*
*FAce pAlm*
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