Hi, I'm Madison. When I was born my mom said I looked mad. That's the tea on my name. Anyway I was skrt skrting my Range Rover over to Starbucks (cause I run on caffeine, it's my drug of choice over herion) and I saw 4 people. 1 of them was a small unfunny female, 1 was a gay, and 2 were the same people I think. I went in line behind them and looked at the menu to choose what venti frap best represented my mood of the hour. I was feelin frisky so I decided on a green tea frap. Usually they're disgusting but I love to waste money on things I'll probably hate. I'm just so random like that.
Anyway, right as I choose my liquid one of them turns around and yells "HI SISTER". I scream in Spanish and shit my pants. The twins start laughing and the ugly girl had a stroke I think because she starts rolling on the floor screaming. "Why would you do that?" I ask the man wearing the wrong shade of foundation. "I was trying to sister scare you! It's sister spooky season is it not?" He punches me in the shoulder jokingly but I was recently in a car accident that made all my bones weak. My shoulder popped right out of the socket and my arm fell on the floor.
The twins rush over to hold my arm so I don't bleed out. I tried calling 911 but my right arm fell off and my left is useless. I yeet my Nokia at the boy who scared me and tell him to call the police. He nods and yells into the phone "send an ambulance to Starbucks. We have a sister situation!"
I can't remember much after that because I passed out from dehydration.
I woke up on the ambulance with all four of them on my lap. Faintly I say "are you gonna put my arm back on?" They all look at each other and yell "shit we forgot the arm!" The ambulance did a 360 u-turn back to the coffee shop and I just rolled my eyes. What goofs.
When we get to the hospital I'm introduced to my doctor. " hello mrs.mitchinlin, I am going to be your doctor today my name is dr. Byeroach. But, you can call me Oliv3r;)" He raises the tip of his left eyebrow and tickles my big toe. I tickle his finger back and let out a soft moan. He slaps me in the face and calls me a dirty slut. I look around to make sure no ones there and rip a fat fart to impress him. He slaps me in the face again but I know he likes it. I might suck his toes later depending if he keeps this up.
We get to the surgery room and he fixes me up good. He made sure to spill all the tea on his sister wives while sewing my arm back on. Before he sends me out to see my new friends we share a grape lollipop and he hits my breeze. He got nic sick so I'm not sure I'm into him anymore cause pussies are unattractive.
I make sure to get his number before I leave. When I get to the waiting room the girl has left (thank god) and the three boys are waiting. The run over to me and give me wet kisses which are gross so I make sure to spit on all of them. Finally they introduce themselves, the gays name was jame I think and the twins were Ethan and grayscale. The only one I cared about was Ethan because so far he the only one who hasn't sexually assaulted me (yet ;))
They invite to their "sister mansion" and obvi I said yes cause there was bound to be juicy pickles somewhere in the household. We drive over and get to the mansions after 4 hours of traffic. God I hate asians. I run inside and fall onto the couch. I get ready to take a nap when I feel something ugly move underneath me.
"Why is this stranger on top of me! Sister Sarah! Get this fat bitch off of me!" From out of now where a 5"2 pro wrestler yanks me off of the girl and pounds me into the ground. She spits in my mouth and yells at me "NEVER DISRESPECT SISTER EMMA EVER AGAIN OR I WILL WRAP ALL OF MY HAIR AROUND YOUR NECK AND SINGLE HANDEDLY HANG YOU FROM OUR 4 STORY STAIRCASE"
She's kinda scary so I start crying and grayscale pulls her off of me. I sit on my puddle of tears so no one knows I'm a pussy and call her a bitch for sitting on me.
Ethan just chuckles until he lets out a small toot.
What the fuck have I gotten myself into.
