Author's note: If you live in Australia replace Australia with Sealand
Aries- Mr. Skinny Noodle Legs(Slendy)- You wouldn't stop trying to litter the mansion with pictures of yaoi and yuri. (He wasn't close to success)Taurus- Clocktwerk- You wouldn't stop blasting vocaloid songs(mainly cLick cRack) at full volume in her room.(HA! She tried so hard. I wish I had a camera)
Gemini- Flame Freak(Didn't see that coming did you?)- He was playing with fire when you and Sagittarius came in and sprayed him with a hose while doing the pelvic train.(He almost did, but you're slick af)
Cancer-Found Silver- You were watching Sesame Street without him(He successfully mailed you to Australia. But later he felt bad and brought you back)
Leo- Jeffy the blah- You claimed to be way more beautiful than him(He started chasing you around with a knife until he tripped and fell on Jane. You, being the sneaky ninja you are, snuck away in the middle of their cat fight)
Virgo- Kagekao- You threw away his wine, saying how he'll get super high, and that you and Nick(Nick Vanill) don't wanna clean the rug again(He snuck in and mailed you to Australia at night while everyone was sleeping.You were stuck there for 2 months until Slendybro came and retrieved you)
Libra- Laughy Jack dude(Laughing Jack)- You wouldn't take his candy and tried to save the children he was preying on(He got you in the box, but when he turned around you were GONE)
Scorpio- TheRapist(Offenderp)- You didn't want to do the do with him and called him out in front of Slendy( You knew of his plan before he even put it into action. When he tried to find you, you were actually chilling in the shadows and making sure he didn't see you)
Sagittarius- Nina the fangirl spitface- You said, and I quote, "JEFF AND JANE SITTING IN A TREE FU-(She raged, threw you into the box, swam all the way to Australia, and ended up getting stranded with you)
Capricorn- Apple Cider Liu/ the blue monster from Monsters inc.- Apple Cider was writing a note for later, when you busted in and...
(There were a few close calls, but you're just too sanic fast for them)
Warning:I will be shipping some signs with cps, like Aquarius and EJ.
Aquarius- Pretzel Jack- You busted in while he was eating kidneys and...
(He gave the smallest effort, then he ended up taking you to Red Robin)
Pisces- Sweatshirt- You kept calling him Kyle... because I asked you to act out this vine for me...
(He found out that I asked you to do it and sent the both of us to Australia)
Yaaaay! I finished my first chapter! Well, later lolis!
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Creepyapasta Zodiacs
HumorJaschicken made the cover. I only doodled my horrendous doodles on it...