When the dwarf tries to be funny...

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After having dealt with the multiple dwarf/idiot captain, we followed the creatures, that we found out being Prankster Imps.

Those little creatures tried everything in their power to outrun us, but Dwarf and I were able to not lose them however Elizabeth was falling behind, it was supposed to happen, when this all mess is going to be over, me and her, without Dwarf over there are going to a remote place to practice basic skills, at least that way Dwarf will have to sweat when touching her in...not exactly appropriate places.

I slowed down so that Elizabeth could catch up with me at least and let dwarf deal with those annoying little beings that did nothing all day apart hopping around, and when I say slow down I meant literally walking as fast as a turtle.

"T-thanks Miria, but there is a big problem, Lord Meliodas is now all alone in this forest, what if we lose him, or worse, what if he dies in any sort of way, that will be my fault, I knowwww that I shouldn't have searched for all of you, that was all my fault I'm..." but I didn't let her finish her drama speech.

"Elizabeth, Dwarf is a moronic excuse of a pervert, but he is good at one thing, and that is being himself, in other words, if he behaves like this, it means that he knows that he is going to succeed in whatever he is currently doing" I smirked and lowered down.

"But we aren't going to catch up with him if you continue to talk without stopping at least breath, so get on my back, that way we are going to try to catch up to him, that obviously depends on how motivated I am and how much you weight, because, princess or not, you still are a damn full grown-up adult," I told her as she understood immediately and got onto my back.

"Today is your lucky day princess, one because I'm in a good mood, and second because you weigh less than a feather so hold on tight, this is going to be rough" and with that, we disappeared inside the everlasting mist.

A few minutes passed as I tried to mimic the path that Meliodas and the Imps had covered at the time of the small talk with Elizabeth, after a small while I finally picked up a noise coming up ahead, bingo! I accelerated even more as a small clearing appeared in the middle of the mist.

"Miria, look, in front of us there's a girl" lady Elizabeth exclaimed as I approached the dwarf that was ahead of me, "Elizabeth, Miria, you don't think that they are planning to attack her, right, Miria, please say something, no...please do something!" but as we approached, that 'small' girl started to get bigger and bigger with every step that we took towards her, 

I really hope that they won't attack a little girl like...her" but the pig didn't even finish the sentence that I interrupted him with a smirk "That little girl, in my opinion, would be happy to eat you on a stick, well cooked with an apple planted inside your mouth" I told him as a chill passed though his back.

"Such harsh words coming from you Miria, and here I through that we were friends" "Ohh we are, but sometimes that idea passes through me, what can I say, your interiors, in my personal opinion are sure to be very delicious if cooked Hawk"

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"Ops sorry, I didn't think a moment ago when I said all of those things, I thought that those ideas where still inside of my head, sorry, let's continue to be friends okay, forget everything that I have just told you, or should I make you forget forcefully...hmm" I told him as he slowly took small steps away from me, getting closer to Meliodas. "Don't worry, I mean, I didn't hear that you where going to cook me ..ack..or something like that, ahahaha...."

"That's good then" I told him with a large smile forming on my lips.

Suddenly different voices in front of our group were heard.

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