Alex and the cactus pubes

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Calmen comes home with a cactus and he drops it on his dick, the cactus got caught in his pubes "lol cactus pubes" "shut the fuck up" alex says

Alex then gets the cactus and puts it in the toilet and flushes it. CALVIN then waddles to the bathroom "oh no swomtin Wong" "shut the fuck up" alex says again. Calum then dives into the toilet but then a flying ashton appears to pick up calum. *pokemon match* ashton uses long fingers on alex- no affect but pleasure in Alex's booty hole. alex uses stooch- they flea away. alex then turns up amnesia ad starts crying bc of fetus Michael. Fetus Michael appears "pussy" then disappears. alex then eats pistachio while smiling bc fetus Michael Clifford. He then sees the cactus pube again. "aye my nigga" alex says "excuse me , alex , don't ever say that." then the cactus dances away. calum nods in disappointment and waddles away. alex flys around the world while farting a rainbow.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 13, 2014 ⏰

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