Beau Yeehaw, also know as Beau 'Harris', is best known as the bass player for a pop-punk band called 'Oh, Weatherly'. But is he really the bassist player for Oh, Weatherly? or is he just a certified yeehaw for his hometown, Dallas, TX?
In 2014 Beau and his good friend Blake Roses started a band with 3 other member whom we shall not name. Later on, 3 new members joined Oh, Weatherly; Angel Bedoy, Colton Lakey and 'Reece' Alan.
After Reece joined the band, Beau acted, well, different than he normally acts.
He started playing bass horribly, and started to tap dance on stage while wearing cowboy boots.
Now, into the first theory.
Beau 'Harris' is from Dallas, Texas.
and where do cowboys come from? Texas. Boom. mystery solved.
kidding, because that would only make everyone else from Texas also a yeehaw. So what make's Beau so special?
Name one other person besides Beau 'Harris' that's named Beau.
See, there are no other beaus. And what do cowboys use to defend them selves in the yeehaw ages?
Guns. See? It doesn't add up. Beau wants to make everyone think that he uses Bows instead of guns- well boy was he stupid! Silly him, no one can trick us!
Now, we've met up with another certified yeehaw of Dallas named "Sir. Todd Yeehaw", here is how the interview went.
Us: "So, Sir. Todd Yeehaw, how do you know Beau?"
Todd: "quack quack, quack quack, quack quack quack quack!! Quackity quack quack, quacking quackers! quack quack quack! QUACK!!!"
Us: "Im so sorry to hear that Sir, now, was he always like this?"
Todd: "QUACK! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK, QUACK QUACK! QUACK QUACKING QUACKER QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!"
Us: "That was, rather harsh Sir. Did he do anything else besides tap dancing & yelling 'I are the manliest women'?"
Todd: "no he's kind of boring"
Us: "Oh, so you can speak english?"
Todd: "what? quack?"
Us: "Sir are you a man in a duck costume or a certified yeehaw of Dallas?"
Todd: "uh, fuck you my moms a tree!I need to go get this bread!"
And that's the interview. He as in, the duck, ran off to a nearby 7/11 because he needed bread.
Anyways, after speaking with Sir. Todd Yeehaw, we've decided to talk to Beau himself to see if what Todd said was true.
Here's the interview.
Us: "Hello, Beau Yeehaw. Earlier this week we had spoken to a fellow certified yeehaw of Dallas- Sir. Todd Yeehaw and he had said you always tapped danced while yelling 'I are the manliest women!'- in circles. Is all of that true?"
Beau: "Duh."
Us: "Oh. Alright. Now, why have you become a bassist of a band to cover up the act of your certified yeehaw?"
Beau: "I didn't think anyone would find out. I blame Colton for me getting caught. He's always up to mischief."
Us: "But sir you do understand that being a bassist can be very revealing, right?"
Beau: "Okay, and. I just wanted to see my yeehaw friends in Dallas while tap dancing for everybody. I didn't really think it would make it obvious that I'm a certified yeehaw!"
Us: "Sir please calm down, we are only trying to figure out why you wanted to keep being a certified yeehaw a secret."
Beau: "Oh, well then in that case. BEING A YEEHAW IS H****** EMBARRASSING AND BEING A BASSIST IS NOT SO THERE YOU HAVE IT!"
Us: "Why did you make friends with Blake Roses instead of another yeehaw? You could of made a yeehaw band, sir."
Beau: "Why the hell do you keep calling me sir, ma'am."
Us: "My apologies sir."
That was the end of the interview because after we called Beau sir again, he left the room and tapped dance out of the building and onto his 'horse'.
And there you have it. Beau 'Harris' Yeehaw is actually a certified yeehaw of Dallas, Texas. He's not your favorite bassist of your favorite band, Oh, Weatherly. that right there m'lady, is acting!
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The Story of Sir. Beau Yeehaw
Fanfictionyou may know him as Beau Harris, but is that who he really is?
