If Love by Chance was a.....

If Love by Chance was a Kdrama

If Love By Chance was a korean drama.....

Pete was having a man date with Ae, on campus, because they already had the permission to shoot on site and it is much easier to film without the crowds gawking on, when they stumbled upon Tin and Can, Kengkla (eventhough he is a high school student who should be in class at this time) and Techno, and Tum and Tar (one which does not even go to school in this country, Pete can't remember which, they were only on the drama for few minutes anyway...not important).

They all seemingly going on their own very manly, nothing romantic much less sexual date.

It was Tin who broke the silence first, "Ah...Pete you're going out with Ae?"

"No! I have a girlfriend in Canada." Denied Pete immediately as he gazed into Ae's eyes that could be mistaken as lovingly, but just as a friend.

"I thought you were gay." Said Tin as he rubbed Can's shoulder lovin.. no in friendly and very straight manner.

"I was but I meant I was gay as in the old English definition of gay no one else uses now except for stuffy old English people, but I can understand the confusion." Wave off Pete as he sat on Ae's lap, even though there were million chairs everywhere...He is comfy...uh...like a friend.

"How about you Can? Are you dating Tin?" Asked Ae as he firmly hold Pete's waist from behind- as a friend of course.

"No of course not, in couple more episodes I will have a romance line with a girl I have no chemistry with." Denied Can as he also hugged Tin from the side.

"Then why is Tin kissing you?" asked Techno.

"Ackshi-dentally, I shlipped ohn a bahnana pheel while youh're tahlking." Replied Tin almost in-comprehensibly; as he was still on the ground on top of Can with his lips were still glued Can's lips for the wide camera shot.

"Techno, are you going out with a high school student." Ae said as he kabedon's Pete- as a friend of course.

"No of course not...he's like my brother that I happened to touch and kiss more like than my actual biological brother." Answered Techno as Kengkla was on his knees.............picking of invisible lint from Techno pants, but you won't know that until the camera pan fully onto Kengkla's face and hands.

You might think they were doing something else more salacious. But they're not. They're just friends being friends.

"Wheresh Thum ansh Tar?" asked Can, still on the floor with Tin ontop of him, lips still fully attached to each other, because the camera man need a 360 degrees shot of the not-kiss.

"They're having an intense sort of incest and sort of not because they're only stepbrothers not biological ones but they do grew up together since childhood, Japanese yaoi melodrama over there." Pointed Ae at the Tum and Tar couple with their flowery ass backgrounds in the corner, while Ae was busy sniffing Pete and telling him how nice he smells....ah as a friend of course.

"So, let me get this straight...everyone is straight except for Tum and Tart- they're having different genre over there- and we will all have a girlfriends by the final episode?" asked Pete before he kissed Ae's cheek as a ..mmm....friend, of course.

"Yes!" they all answered in unison, with the exception of Tum and Tar, who had just been discovered by their parents and are now crying profusely under the hazy tinted shoots.

And they live happily ever after...with their girlfriends...of course. Because they're straight. And just friends....

Fuck Bromance.