He's...a merman. Yoonmin ff ||completed||

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Idk how they talk over there in Spain so il do it in Spanish

"Entonces tendremos un trato?"

"Claro, muchas gracias"

Yoongi finished sealing a contract with a his new company, honestly, it has been one hectic few days. As he goes down the elevator, he sighs, his neck is sore from staring at the computer these past days. A few women get inside the elevator, yoongi moves to make some space, the women giggle and try to act flirty. Unlucky. Yoongi doesn't like girls, too bad, so sad...

Not really

The elevator dings, he gets off and walks past people, out of the building, and into the streets, he grabs his keys from his pocket and drives to his rented beach house

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"Ah, home sweet home"

He walks in, taking his shoes off and putting some slippers on, he places his brief case next to the couch and goes to lay down in the couch. May be he should do something, now that he sealed a contract, he should relax. He goes up to his room and changes into something comfortable. He looks out his window.wow, the sea is beautiful

He walks back down and turns the tv on, landing on a novela. Yoongi understands a little bit of the language, but what he doesn't get is why she slapped him and walked away

"Ugh, women"

He chuckles, maybe he should go out for a walk

He puts his sneakers on, grabs his keys and phone, locks the door and walks away

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He walks around the harbor, where some people are fishing, some are just walking, some are just..kissing. He wishes he had someone, he would like to hold his hand, walk next to him, and kiss him. But the problem is, yoongi can be a little mean sometime, or sadistic, or sarcastic, or serious...anyways he thinks no one likes his type of personality

But it's ok, he doesn't have to spend shit on other people

He decides to go for some food, so he drives around until he found some Mexican restaurant, he parks his car and walks in

"Hola, para aquí, o para llevar?"
"Para llevar"

The lady nods

"Que va a ordenar"

"Dos tacos de pollo con salsa, y una hamburguesa doble carne, doble queso, doble jamón por favor"

"Serán veintitrés euros"

Yoongi pays and waits for his food to be done, when his order was ready he bought a coke in the same restaurant, payed, and left back home

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As he was about to unlock the door, he sees that the door was slightly opened, he carefully steps in and hears something in the kitchen. He grabs his slipper in one hand and the phone with emergency number on the other hand

Suddenly a head pops up, yoongi screams and throws his slipper at the..guy? The guy had beautiful blond hair brown eyes and was slightly shorter than him, the guy stumbles a little bit before looking at him

"WHO ARE YOU?"

The guy now scared tries to run, only to end up bumping against a wall and falling down, yoongi gets closer and sees that he's wearing yoongi's mint hoodie, and his boxers too!

Yoongi quickly grabs some tape he had in a lying around and tapes the guy's hands together behind his back, the guy only whines and tries to break free

"I asked, who.are.you?"

The guy stops and whines, he looks up at yoongi, yoongi stares down at him, yoongi sighs, he kneels to be the same height as they guy

He seemed to be Korean. So he tried to speak to him in Korean, but it didn't work, he tried in English and Spanish? But it also didn't work

The police came and took the guy

"Thanks for calling"
Yoongi nods

They push the guy around, and he feels wrong about it

"Why are you pushing him?"

"Because he's a criminal, we are lucky to stop him before he could do some thing. The police men star walking, the guy turns around and looks at yoongi, soon disappearing

Why was yoongi feeling guilty?

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Next on "he's...a merman"

"He's my husband, we are on our wedding day"

...

"He can't speak, but I'm sure he-"

"Of course I speak"

....

"Wait you speak?"

"Yea, I learned thanks to the magic square you handed me last night"

....

"Yoonie?"

"Hmm?"

"What a dick? And how do I use it?"