Big Gay Sally was the biggest lesbian in San Fransisco, and when Big Gay Sally came, you fuckin knew she was coming. She was pure homo muscle and had a rainbow mohawk. The ground shook with every step (not because she's fat you godamn sexist trash) but because Earth itself was aware of the power of this absolute unit.
Big Gay Sally was the founder of the Lesbian League, a collective of gaysexual women who's one goal was to wipe out the fuckin heteros. Together they unite with the Guild of the Gay and the Bisexual Brigade, and together they make the LGBT Legion. Their HQ was in San Fransisco, below a LGBT only cafe that served only vegan options.
Big Gay Sally stomped through the business district of San Fransisco, and on her way trampled a man with a MAGA hat (fuckin nazi) and made her way to the Gay Cafe. She did not use the door: she did not conform to the system. Instead, she walked straight through the wall for the sixth time today, but it was okay because as the founder of the Lesbian League, she could do whatever she wanted.
The Gay Cafe looked innocent enough, Hillary posters littered the walls and a rainbow flag proudly hung over the counter. Big Gay Sally entered the passcode to the basement and travelled down to the lowest level. There sat a conference of representatives from all 3 branches of the LGBT Legion, and they were here to talk business. Big gay business.
"My fellow homos," began Big Gay Sally. "We have become aware of a looming threat to the LGBT Legion, one that tarnish our reputation and ruin many of us."
Everyone was silent, but in a gay way.
"We have a fuckin nazi traitor among us."
