Customer: Hi, I was wondering if you still have this in stock?
Me: Sure, I'll check at the back.
*Walks in the stock room. Stands in the middle of the room and looks left to my left and right without moving from my spot. Waits 2 more minutes and then walks out back to the customer*
Me: Yeah, Sorry. We're actually out of that product. I don't know when we're gonna get some more.
Customer: Aww, that sucks. Oh well, I'll go to Walmart instead.
Me: Alright, have a good one!
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Retail Life
HumorA one-shot collection full of dark humour, sarcasm, and struggles of people working retail. From watching shop-lifters walk out the doors to customers pulling out money from their boobs and calling it 'pockets'. All the nasty, harsh reality, and t...