Alright let's begin with how I acquired this nickname, shall we? Thank you Michael Jackson. Thank you for naming a song Dirty Diana so multiple guys can assume I can be a major home wrecker, MJ.
MJ- 1
D.D.- 0
I may be a freak, but I am no home wrecker. Rude. I guess Freaky Diana just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it? If I had a quarter for every time someone has made a remark about my name with MJ's song, I would be able to pay for my dream university. Saving up sucks asssssssss. I have to watch how much I spend, I have to thrift shop (which isn't horrible because one man's trash is another man's treasure), and I have to put all my paychecks into savings. I've got $30.92 in my checking account. $30.92. You read that right. Send help. Or one million dollars, I'd prefer that. Thanks, I'll set up my GoFundMe here in a bit.
Speaking of school, unless you like fast paced classes.. never, and I mean never, take an 8- week course. I'm taking two classes and little did I know, when registering for them, I was basically handing myself my ass on a silver platter. I had two mental breakdowns just a few days ago and I feel so lethargic. I'm working my rear end off trying to keep up with both classes, I'm breaking out. Again.
I finished watching all the Harry Potter movies in chronological order all the way through and oh my god. 1.) Draco is hot af 2) He's my favorite character 3) IM PISSED THEY KILLED CEDRic 4) Where my Hufflepuffs at????? Now I'm excited to read the books :-))))))))
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The Anti- Princess Diaries
Non-FictionI may be named after royalty but I swear I'm just the opposite. In my diary, I will share with you Days In The Life of Diana
