The age old question; "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" Has truly perplexed the greatest minds of the past and present, bewildering even the most intelligent that society has to offer. "Bahahahahahah, dude, this question's garbage, now pass me the cup ramen, it's getting cold," - Barack Obama, Former President of the United States.
This simple yet puzzling riddle has driven countless minds to insanity beyond mortal comprehension, as the question itself can be interpreted in so many different ways. It is rumored that Charles Darwin suggested the theory of evolution in a futile attempt of answering the paradox. He later took his own life after contracting stage 4 brain cancer due to overworking the cells in his brain, he did it by feeding himself to monkeys deep in the mirror image Amazon rainforest found one kilometer under the United States' Department of Communism.
Some sources suggest the famous writer H.P Lovecraft contracted the Stycoma disease by reading about the question once in a local newspaper. He later went to write stories such as "On the Creation of [WOOPS, CAN'T SAY THAT ON WATTPAD]" and the famous tale of Gnarlyarlathotep; the groovy cool king of the world. Rumors has it that his death was caused by the undying rage of Gigalluth, deity of the red junglefowl of central China, if you want to find the source of this hypothesis, you can look for it in your butt.
So, i can already hear you asking; "Where are you going with this?" Well, to that, my friend, it seems that I have found a viable solution to this brain challenge, now tidy up your mess, you're leaking straw everywhere. For you see, to understand this riddle to the fullest extent, we must first understand the egg. What is the egg? More importantly, How is an egg?
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