OBNOXIOUS Gorillaz Fanfics

Pineapple x 2-D x Bowling Ball

Best Story Ever:

*Warning: Cringe

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

2-D was drinking a cup of cereal and milk because he was too lazy to put it in a bowl and eat with a spoon. He was thinking to himself, "I need to go grocery shopping and need to poopoo.". He walked out of his large, deluxe trash can and to the store. He twerked while he walked there. He likes 2 twerkz. On his way there, there was a beautiful pineapple with luscious hair. He twerked even rapidly-er when he saw the pineapple. He picked up the pineapple and pet it before putting it in his shirt and twerked back to his trash can. "Owie," he said as he stubbed his thumb on a bowling ball. A bowling ball attacked him, but grabbed it and kissed it with a bloosh on his face. "H-hey cutie, wassup." He said as he put the bowling ball in his shirt and continued back home, still twerking like a boss. He jumped into his trash can and pretended the pineapple and bowling ball were boobz. He then took them out of his shirt and all three of them began making out together. 2-D was still twerking. He forgot he had to poopoo, and then pooped his speedo. He ignored it and still made out with the bowling ball and pineapple. But then the bowling ball and 2-D ate pineapple... "Kinky." 2-D said before taking another bite of pineapple. Then 2-D and bowling ball lived happily, except 2-D broke his rib while cuddling with the bowling ball, but it's still true love. They then had 52 2-D Bowling Babies, they were so monstrous that 2-D Kermitted Suicide 1 hour later by twerking to death. The bowling ball didn't do anything, it was a bowling ball. And the babies? They didn't exist, 2-D was just insane.

this was made by my friend who doesn't even like Gorillaz during class. hope y'all liked it

by: Ambercat5555