Stalker Jim is just a 13 year old kid with a Superman like penis, and boners harder than GET Middle School's toast. One day, after jerking off so hard, that his penis flew away in a helicopter, Stalker Jim went to Walmart for fruit loops. "Ughhhhhh, why does my bisexual turtle only eat fruit loops and expo markers!" The old dude across from him gives him a weird look. "Hey kid, I got shrinky pinky disease, can you help me?" "No way you pedophile!" The man comes up and strokes Jim's hair with his half pinky.
He goes down the cereal isle, trying to find fruit loops. "Cheerios, Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes, ah! The fruit loops!" There is only one box left. He runs up to grab it, and sees that there is another hand on the fruit loops. He looks, and sees his crush, Zelda. He sees her in tight ass yoga pants. Damn she's smokin hot! Don't get a boner, don't get a boner, don't get a boner! Shit. "So, umm, it seems you've got a little situation going on down there, heh heh." With his Superman penis, came a solid steel boner.
"Uh that's pretty usual. You wanna go back to my van? I have a bisexual turtle!" "You're funny Jim." They walk back to his van, holding hands. You guessed it! Another boner. Even though Zelda notices once again, she doesn't say anything. "So this is my white van. There's Sally, the turtle." "Why is it eating expo markers?" "It's Sally's breakfast." "What's that helicopter flying above us? What's driving it?" "Well, this is gonna sound a little embarrassing. I'll tell you anyway though. So earlier, I jerked off so hard that one of my penis just jumped off, and started flying the helicopter." "Where do you come up with this stuff? You're so funny!"
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It it all started with the fruit loops
RomantizmStalker Jim is a 13 year old kid, with a penis as muscular as Superman, harder than GET's middle school's toast! All he wants is one thing, the amazing hottie, Zelda. Their love was caused by a box of fruit loops.
