You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like One Direction.
You: will you marry me?
Stranger: yes :D
You: YAY!
Stranger: :D
You: wait
You: boy or girl?
You: I need to know if you need a sex change
Stranger: Haha girl :P
You: you need a sex change
You: cause Im a boy
Stranger: are you gay?
You: no
Stranger: ah okay :D
You: oe sec
You: need to finish a fone call
Stranger: kay
You: kk im back!
Stranger: cool ;D
Stranger: how old are you?
You: how old are you?
You: Im 38
You: in london
You: I was in the Olympics
You: I'm a diver
You: call me Tom
You: wait
You: thats all wrong
You: I'm a girl
You: 13
You: wonderland
You: I have never dived in my life
You: it's to scary
You: I'm going to an old persons house!
You: I have no idea who they are!
You: their being paid to have me in their room
You: I wonder what's gonna happen
Stranger: ah okay :D
You: luiagfc;iueadbci;afdilugccvlig
You: my hand had a spasem
You: SHOWER OF CUNTS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected
