Crazy ideas that just need to happen already:
Set a preference for 'quiet' or 'chat' when booking an airplane ticket. You're seated next to someone with the same preference.
A mute button on a microwave.
A transparent hole puncher so you can see where the hole is.
Google should tell you if you're the first person to ever Google something.
If you accidentally press to go to the wrong floor on an elevator long press the button to cancel it.
Shazam for car engine sounds to diagnose problems.
Condoms that change colour when they come in contact with an STI.
A timer i your shower that shows how long your water has been running.
Put all the CNN/Fox/etc. debaters in booth that mute their microphone if they go over a certain decibel level.
A solar powered A/C that will cool your car while it's parked under the sun.
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