~Meet Me At Central Perk~

☕️ Chapter 2 ☕️

(Gemini perspective)

We took a sip of our coffee and after Kessho starts her wining again...

"You all still don't understand! I had to walk up those stairs today to plant watermelon seeds, oranges, passion fruit, grapes, potatoes, carrots and all this other shit and I can't raise all these fruits and vegetables on my own! I just can handle it!" She cried.

"In other words yes Kessho is pregnant!" Jin announces with excitement while Kessho still cried about her food.

"Congrats guys, oh my god!" Miriam says smiling.

"How long have you been pregnant for?" Asks Jordan with a cute, heart smile.

"About 3 months now. I can believe you all haven't noticed my cute little bump" Kessho smiles with watery eyes and tear stained cheeks

"What position did you do it in?" Asks Namjoon with a perverted smile

"Yeah who was top?" Says Naomi joining in

Kessho and Jin look at each other in discomfort "maybe we should continue unpacking at home"

Jin nods along and they both left together.

I take an aggressive hand to Namjoon's face, "What the fuck is wrong with you"

"It was just a curious question, you know? Whether she was like up against a tree or something, or in a pool, or in the hot tub.... OH MY GOD THE HOT TUB! Oh my lord Naomi let's go home and do it in the hot tub!"

Both Naomi and Namjoon left in laughter running out the door in excitement. We only just made out what their muffled voices said to the taxi driver behind the window... they were yelling but you know... same thing "TO THE HOT TUB!" Namjoon yelled.

The others and I shook our heads in disappointment and sighed taking another sip of our coffee.

Kookie finished his hot chocolate and got up off of the orange, felt sofa and went and sat up on top of the bench where Gunther was washing cups.

"What is he doing" I whisper to Jordan.

"Is he meditating?" She whispers back.

Jungkook says a strange word in a deep meditation voice "Mammillaria"

I let out a little snort "isn't mammillaria a cactus?" I ask in amusement, nearly pissing myself with laughter.

"Oh my god it is isn't it" Jordan quietly laughed back.

"HEY ARE YOU TRYNA SUMMON A CACTUS FROM OUT YOUR ASS" yells a girl from the back of the room.

"HEY, SHUT THE FRONT DOOR IM TRYNA FIND MY INNER MAMMILLARIA" Jungkook yells back.

I join in on the argument "What is a Mammillaria, Kookie?" I ask as a joke seeing what he'd respond with.

"Mammillaria, Verb: Finding peace within the body, calm nerves and it can actually make you levitate. Isn't that cool!" He says excitedly.

I shake my head and sigh.

The girl in the back yells at him again "ARE YOU STUPID A MAMMILLARIA IS A SPECIES OF CACTUS DIP SHIT"

"I'm afraid it's true Jungkookie, a Mammillaria is a type of cactus" I smile in sympathy.

"No it's not cause my monk sensei taught me how to meditate and he told me that Mammillaria was what I said earlier".

I roll my eyes cause no one needs a 20 year old arguing with a 15 year old at a coffee shop.

"Oh my gosh, Jordan" Paige says sounding somewhat afraid but something else at the same time....

"What?" She asks in the same tone.

"There's a cleaning man outside" Paige says still not changing her voice.

"Oh my god" Jordan says still mimicking her voice.

"And He has a bucket" She then breathes, "Jordan get in the car we're gonna go home and I'm gonna put a bucket on your head and have some fun..."

Both of them leave almost moaning at every second of the sight of the bucket... I know, weird right?

"So what's with Paige?" Asks Mirain.

"Oh they're weird and have a bucket fedish" I say not being too enthused.

She clears her throat "maybe we should go home or something"

"Alright" I say agreeing.

Yoongi takes my hand and helps me off of the sofa while Hobi, Jimin, Briana and Tae do the same for their girls.

"Do y'all wanna head back to mine and Mirain's?" Asks Hobi.

We shrug "it's only 2:30, we have some time to kill before we help Jin and Kessho with their house and plus I think that Cate and Kookie are getting a little bored here" I say as Kookie's 'Mammillaria' meditation slowly getting louder.

Yoongi and Hobi each take one of Kookie's arms and carried him out while he was still in the same position "OH MY GOD IM LEVITATING! IM REALLY DOING! IT OH MY G-... oh never mind" he sighs in disappointment "anyway why are you putting me in a cab? Where are we going?"

Yoongi ignores him and closes the door after Cate jumps into the seat next to him.

Yoongi and I sat in the middle row of seats in front of the kids and Kera and Tae joined us in the front seat.

Just as I thought that I got peace away from that judgmental piece of shit woman, Kera and Tae start fucking, arguing... fan-fucking-tastic...

"Taehyung, it's either me, or the Gucci bag."

"Babe, I told you that I just cannot choose. You are both a very special part in my life and I could not let either of you go. Please let me keep Gurtrude" he pleads.

"You named the fucking bag?!" She yells disgustfully.

"Who doesn't?"

"Everyone" we all synchronised.

He sighs and ignores Kera's yelling the rest of the way to Mirains house.... fun.