Diary of a brother! Don't tell mum!

The diary

I came home from school yesterday and went to my room. I then figured it was kind of quite in here so I went to mums room. No ones there so I went to my little brothers room. Luckily he was not there. I looked around until I laid my eyes on it. The big, fat and most of all secret diary. It wouldn't be a waste to have a look inside. So I looked and this is how it all started. Just with a teeny tiny book. The first part went like this at valentines day:

Tuesday 14th February

I have had the worst night of my liiiiiiiiiife. First of all, I'm not the kind of guy who go to parties and dress up in tuxedoes and dance. Second of all isn't proms for like couples! So p why did me and sisters have to go! Oh yeah because my ugly sister Lina wanted to go. Wow! Did she actually think she would get a dance with that thing. I don't know what it is but it certainly isn't a dress. Well I did not have any fun so it was a waste of human life. So I'm going to sleep this night of with nice dream - hopefully. Good night diary, I'll see you tomorrow.

I was so furious I nearly ripped the book. I stopped myself before I could .. he'd know I was here. I had to get him back - Lina style.

To be continued...