How to Catch a Cheater

Episode 4: Falling for Her

Episode 4: Falling for Her

Sorry for the long update, this was a hard chapter to write. Don't judge me, yet... Brandon.

Alright so I figured since this was kind of a cheap autobiography of my life, let me just tell you one thing. I'm a jerk. I thought I changed but recent events has proven otherwise. Clyde may be the man-wh0re, but I'm probably the biggest douchebag I know.

So one of the reasons I had taken so long to update is because I didn't know if I was going to go all out in this book. I decided to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so there you have it, by the time you finish with this chapter you'd probably disown me; here goes nothing.

It was near the middle of 2009 and my friends had noticed that I had spent so much of time on my phone. Also, sometimes when we were hanging out I'd just up and leave to go run "errands".

The errand was particularly one thing... I was doing Tasha. Nearly four to five times a week, I kid you not. This girl was on fire it was as if her hormones were freaking over producing and I did not mind at all.

However, there were a few things on my mind.

1.)  I was betraying my friend, Daniel who was Tasha's current boyfriend.

2.)  I was completing lying to my best friends.

3.)  I was lying to my family.

4.)  I was in love.

Yeah, you know how they say that there's this one big ass love of your life that comes along and blows you (literally) of your feet? That was her.

Honestly, I don't know how it happened or why it happened but it just did. It's weird how my memory is kind of fuzzed during this period because it was that amazing. The sex I mean was amazing, that's probably the only thing possible that would get a guys mind all fuzzed up.

I remember one incident that was really messed up and it started while we were watching a movie and drinking at Reece's place. My phone started buzzing and it was from Tasha. She just sent one word.

Busy?

I replied quickly saying no and got up from the couch.

"Get me another beer too," Clyde said cranking his neck from the side as his legs were sprawled over the couch.

"Uh, I gotta go," I lied and picked up my keys. Suddenly four heads popped up in the upright position.

"Where? It's 9 o'clock now," Roger said with a frown on his face. They definitely knew something was suspicious, it was a Tuesday night and we all had college the next day.

"I have something due and I forgot about it," I said as my heart started beat faster.

I couldn't tell them the truth, it was Tasha. They'd tell me the same old thing... that she was a cheater and a reputable sloot.

"Alright, take the spare keys and lock the door on your way out," Reece said with a slight squint to his eyes.

Reece definitely knew something was up; he was always the first one to catch onto things. I knew it wouldn't be long until shit got real. I nodded and left his place quickly.

It took me about fifteen minutes to get to Tasha's apartment and as soon as I stepped into her place, she grabbed me by the shirt. Like I said, this girl was on fire. I was probably her "booty-call" but hey, I didn't mind not one bit... usually.

So considering that this book isn't supposed to be R-Rated, I won't describe our raunchy scene. Yes, I know how much you'd love to hear a sexy thing like myself seduce this girl but let's just say I ravaged her like the force of three thousand soldiers during the First World War.