I Guess I'm Gay -Creek South Park fanfiction

Bad Boy

The video above belongs to Twinz Twinsy.  I really recommend you watch it it's funny as hell. Anyway

Chapter 2 :

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Tweek's Pov :

I started feeling sick halfway through our English lesson  and I ran out of coffee as well, so that didn't help.

By the time we had to go to lunch, I felt like throwing up. I sat down next to Butters who was peacefully eating a sandwich.

"Heya Tweek!" Butters waved and took another bite " Oh jeez , you don't look so good. Are you alright? "

He turned around to face me and placed his food on the table.

"You can tell me you know."

I gave a trembly sigh " I think so. Maybe I'm just coming down with a cold."

Butters shook his head " Non sense , you're just worrying about Craig again. "

" I'm not -GAH- worrying about him. I really wouldn't care less if he got ran over by a bus ." I mumbled grumpily.

"You and I both know that's a lie Tweek.  He may be a jerk but I don't think he deserves to die ."  Butters commented as a worried Kyle and Stan  sprinted towards our table.

"Tweek , we need to talk to you. " Stan stated urgently. 

"Why are you so pale dude?" Kyle asked , pointing at my face.

"Am not! What's up?" I tried to avoid the the glares from students passing us.

Kyle shrugged " It's about Craig."

I groaned "Of course it is. Everything needs to be all about him.  Attention whore."

Stan looked startled and Kyle just faced Butters with a raised eyebrow "What's gotten into him?"

Butters rolled his eyes " Ignore him, he's got a stick shoved up his ass."

"HEY! I do not. I'm just tired of hearing people talking about Craig all the damn time." I frowned and put my head on the table.

"Listen man we are trying to help." Stan said shakily "  Besides , you need to get over him . This had gone on for too long."

"Whatever-GAH- what is it?" I questioned impatiently.

Kyle looked around  "Craig has a girlfriend."

He whispered quietly , gesturing towards the Craig's group of popular people.  He had his arm around the shoulders of a red haired girl.

"Is that Red?" I whispered slowly. My hands increasingly twitching harder.

Stan nodded "It is."

"So he was straight all along."  I muttered sharply.

Butters choked on his water " What?"

"Nothing, thanks guys." I gave them a sincere smile " You've been great in the past couple of months."

"No problem dude, just call us if Craig gives you any shit." Kyle smirked  and left , motioning for Stan to follow.

I ran my hands through my hair, the way I used to when I was small.

"Hey don't do that. If you're trying to calm down by pulling your hair , I have news for you. It's not gonna work." Butters smiled " I would know since I tried it. Mom and dad grounded me for 5 months for 'inflicting self harm'."

I nodded as the bell went. Butters stood up .

"C'mon then Tweek, we have Geography together, don't we?"

Craig's Pov :

I wish I could flip off Mondays , tell the world to go fuck itself so I can stay in bed all the day and watch youtube.

But , because the government are assholes, I must go to school to learn and grow and develop the skills I need when I grow up and all the other bullshit our parents and teachers use on us , so they don't have to drag us to school everyday.

The only reason I'm bothered to come anymore is because of my social status and that Clyde will just assume I'm dead and report me missing if I don't show up to school one day.

Not that it happened before.

You know what did happen before though? People thinking I was gay. And that I was dating that spaz,  coffee addict , back in elementary.

Let's pretend that has never been an event in my life because my sexuality is heavily judged in High School. Everything you do is judged here. I'm straight.  I'm into girls.

I'm lying.  I mean I'm NOT  lying. God dammit.

The only person here that is gay and that people are too scared to make fun of , is Kenny Mccormick. And Tweek Tweak but he's  being viciously bullied about it.

Kenny's  bisexual and he wears it like a fucking badge of honor. No one dares to question his sexuality because they would most likely get their ass beaten in two minutes flat. 

I guess I have some kind of power, I am able to be intimidating but I know people won't take me seriously if I'm a homosexual.

I know , suprise suprise, I actually care what people think of me.  In a way. My life could be ruined completely if I'm not careful. I just need to finish High school.  That's it.

"Hey babe? Are you ok?" I got pulled out of thoughts by Red, my girlfriend ( 'Girlfriend' lmao don't make me laugh Craig)  .

"Huh? Oh yeah I'm fine." I replied and took my phone out. My eyes wandered  away from my phone and landed on a certain blonde headed boy.

I am a heterosexual,  but it's hard . Especially when your ex boyfriend is hot as fuck.

I did not just think that. Someone slap me , maybe I'll get back to my senses.

But in the meantime , I gotta get to History before going home.

Where my parents hope I'm still straight.

Second chapter done. I enjoyed making this one , it was fun. Butter's full of sass now and I love it.

Anyway next chapter comes on Thursday.

Bye you lot 😋