Tesseracts

chapter 1

Hey, I'm Nick at least that's what everyone calls me. my name's actually Nicholas
igber,5th child of 6. I'm 21 and confused but here's my story.
Against the common presumption that we all started as orgasms,I think my life started
when I was 4 or 5 at least that's as far as Mr.unreliable memory can take me, wondering
why I called him Mr unreliable? I always seem to forget where I placed stuff and most
importantly he screws me up big time in test and exams{sighs}. so let's go down
memory lane it's a Monday morning or whatever day school begins on and yes I'm part of
the band wagon who feel school totally sucks except for cool friends and volcano hot
girls, yeah ye! you got that right I love girls a lot especially those ones with.... ooops I
shouldn't have said that, my specs are way to precious to be written on paper with cheap
ink. now rewind to Sunday night, my mum kept on yelling ''Nicholas igber you've got
school tommorrow and you're still watching that Harry potter movie, hope you get a
magical wand to prepare you on time for school tomorrow''. trust me to be the perfect
con man, I pretend not to hear, I've got to give my best buddy 'Ojore' reviews of the movie
on our way to school tommorrow and no one's going to take my shine away from me.
hollup, let's talk about my best  buddy for a sec, if you think his a total jerk, then I'd rate you
Einstein level of genius, he's the water stuck in your ear kind of discomfort can't really
remember how we became friends but just know he's my perfect mischief partner. back
to my Sunday night, remember when i said no one would take my shine away? I could
swear I heard someone giggle cause almost immediately the electricity went out and I
could hear from my house down the street the thunderous chorus of 'oooh NEPA' yup
you guessed right ''NEPA'' are those dudes with the red ladders and freaky pickup trucks
who are in charge of electricity, everyone hates. them, I was born to hate them, Ojore
sometimes swears he once saw an angry mob beat them up but trust me never believe
what Ojore says, he's king hyperbole.
okay powers out time to sleep, I walk to my room like a mummy murmuring goodnight
to anyone who cares to listen, I can hear my elder brother cursing, he hadn't ironed his
uniforms which most definitely means no school for him tommorrow. In my room, I pick
up my Torchlight after blindly knocking things over in search of it and ran a last minute
check on all of my school stuff, everything's in place
.pen ✔
.books ✔
.calculator✔
.zips bag ✔
SATISFIED!!!!
Tommorrow is a fresh day, we're going to be freshmen, fresh? yes!, men? not so sure.
And dummy it's "tomorrow" not tommorrow,oh shit!!