we're going where???

"We're going where?!?!?!" My world stopped..... it just froze I thinks I dropped my horchata....oops.... but this was my summer. I was going to get a job at cielito. I was going to hang out with my amigos, I was going to do so much that I wasn't even going to be home most of the time. But now I know I'm not going to be home 'cause I am getting shipped off from my little home town of Mexico City. Haha my town isnt even little, gee I get side tracked a lot, anyway, I am getting shipped off to London......QUE...... London that's like thousands of miles away. 

"Well, actually your dad and I...." my mama was sitting in front off me on the couch with my apa next to her.

"I know you're going with me ama right?"

"Well, no. Actually we're not," mama spoke. I wanted to just get my gordita off my plate and put it in her mouth. Jeez that a bit dramatic but what can I say, thats how i am.

"QUE? No ama you have to go with me, why? Why would you send me alone? That makes no sense at all."

"Paola, you're not going alone your tio and some...friends are going to be over there waiting for you," mama told me, but when she said "friends" it sounded more like a question than a statement.

"Ama but you can't just expect me to leave everything here to go over there with people I don't even know--" she cuts me off.

"Paola you know people over there, you know your tio."

"Si ama, but i haven't seen him since last christmas, and what do you mean "friends"? Do you even know them? They can be complete locos for all we know"

"Paola amor, I think you know who his friends ar. You know that one britsh boy band..." she spoke up throughout this conversation my apa hasnt said anything.

"Oh dios no," she can't seriously be telling me that I am going to spend my summer with...

"One direction paola, you are going to be spending time with them," Oh dios mio, can this get any better. (note the sarcasm).