Step-Bros AU Christmas Party Headcanons

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- They have a party at Jeremy and Evan's house this time, because A) they can't really have a party at Jake's house anymore, B) They wouldn't have a party at Jake's house even if they could just to be safe, and C) Evan wanted to host it so nothing got too crazy.

- Jeremy's never had Christmas decorations up in his house because he's Jewish, but he's experienced Christmas before because Michael's house was always like his second house.

- Michael almost brought his moms. Jeremy said he probably shouldn't.

- He brought cookies though.

- It is MUCH more pure than Halloween.

- No sex this time probably. A lot of cuddles tho. Actually, maybe Michael and Jeremy had sex? Who knows.

- They did though.

- Chloe and Brooke totally kissed.

- Mistletoe happened, and they totally kissed.

- "Jer, Why'd you dare me to climb the Christmas tree?" "I didn't?? I'm Jewish and Evan and his mom put it up, and I said "Michael Mell, if you climb that god damn tree I will literally throw Rich at you." So..."

- Christmas music is B L A S T I NG

- Connor tried to pull a Michael in the Bathroom and hide from everyone but Evan had him talk to people.

- Christine got tangled in lights

- How the fuck did all this hot chocolate get everywhere?

- Jenna dressed up as a snowman

- Chloe put on a reindeer antlers headband and a little tail

- Wreathes around necks. Enough said.

-Christine put a mirror on top of the tree because "that way everyone can be a star" and then Evan hugged her.

- S w e a t e r s

- Michael's moms call him halfway through and everyone loses their shit

- Jeremy fake moans in the background while Michael's moms call him, and Evan is N O T happy with his brother

- Christine loudly singing showtunes in the background

- Connor's nails are a different color than black

- Jared and Michael have literally been barking at each other for two hours and everyone's starting to wonder if they're okay-

- Evan and Michael both still believe in Santa Claus and Jeremy, Jared, and Connor have a little "Should we tell them? ...Nah." moment-











Extra area for just Jared because I have like none for him in the other one:

- Eggnog

- Plays The Grinch on repeat and Chloe almost killed him three times

- Makes fake snow and Michael helps him dump a bucket of it on Jenna because why not

- But then he hangs out with Jenna and talks about what a slut Madeline is

- It's great

- He keeps standing in front of the tree on a chair after Christine put the mirror up

- Oops there goes an ornament

- And another one

- He's the one who did Connor's nails

- He and Christine helped each other make their Christmas sweaters


So yeh idk

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 10, 2019 ⏰

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