Dm(me): Roll perception, please
Player 1: 12
Player 2: 14
Player 3: 20
Dm(me): ok so you two only see the dead horses in the road. you, on the other hand, see everything, you see the blood pools and the wounds on the horses. what would you all like to do?
Player 1: I want to investigate
Player 2: I second that
Player 3: am I driving the cart?
Dm: yes?
Player 3: i roll to run over the horses and keep going
Dm: o-ok?!?!?!
Player 1: if she fails do we take damage?
Player 2: yeah!
Dm: no
Player 3: your gonna hate me
Dm: did you just roll a fucking 20! roll one more time!
Player 3: -rolls a 19-
Dm: fuck 'ight there goes half my story! you drive your cart over the corpses and you keep going, behind you you all hear goblins shouting "where did they go!" "shit they got away"
Player 3: SEE YOU LATER SHITLORDS
