The Jesus Fanfiction - Larry AU

DISCLAIMER: THIS FANFICTION WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE WHO BELONGS TO ANY RACE, ETHNICITY, OR SEXUALITY. THIS CREATION WAS WRITTEN WITH ONLY THE INTENTIONS TO SHOW THAT GOD DOES IN FACT LOVE ALL HIS CHILDREN AND ACCEPTING HIS LOVE IN YOUR LIFE IS THE FIRST STEP IN BECOMING A GOOD CHRISTIAN. 

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        Harry Styles was a sixteen year old, church going boy. His parents always taught him the power of God and how special His love was. The Lord was young Harry's entire purpose in life. Whether it be looking at homosexual porn and commenting on how love between two men is a sin, or attending church and turning his silver cross necklace upside down in satanic protest for homosexuality, Harry knew God would be proud of him. The devil was his enemy, he knew that since he could speak. He also knew that the devil was in fact, very real and very tempting.

        Louis Tomlinson was an aspiring thirty-two year old fashion stylist. He travelled the world, adorning top models in the most luxurious clothing, and it had been his dream since he was a nineteen year old boy. In the beginning Louis loved his career, and he felt that he was truly living the dream. However, as time passed, Louis realized that the even occasional oversized African American penis in his anus was not enough to keep his happiness constant. He wished that his joy would flow like his cum did in gay bar bathrooms. He soon joined a satanic cult and would not even looking at churches without vomiting or stabbing the nearest stray kitten. He was truly a homosexual and he was the devil's prophecy. The only way to save Louis's career was to style for a new documentary his manager had signed him up for.

        Louis drove up to the address that was scribbled on a piece of newspaper, and he cried acidic tears when he realized he had just parked in front of a small house. His Gucci shoes began to smoke on the low income driveway.

        "I smell straight people," Louis growled to Satan.

        He was greeted by a sweet looking teenage boy who he was informed was his client for the next ninety seven years. 

        "Hi, I'm Harry!" the young boy cheered, shaking Louis's hand.

        The contact immediately caused Louis's hand to burn and chunks of his skin flew onto the doorstep in flames in the shape of an upside down cross, warning him not to enter. Louis hissed and his homosexuality could not stop himself from licking Harry's left nostril. Whenever a homosexual sees another man he automatically wants to summon him to Satan, and that's exactly what Louis was going to do.

        "I'm Louis," he chanted into Harry's ear. In the kitchen sat Harry's mom, Anne. She smiled when she saw Harry had a new friend and she offered Louis a cup of tea.

        Harry was terrified of Louis, and he flailed into the living room. The devil, a.k.a. Louis, followed him and they sat down on the couch together.

        "Harry, guess what?" Louis teased.

      "What Louis?" Harry asked, the fear evident in his voice.

        "I'm a," Louis plopped himself onto Harry's lap and heard a piece of his kneecap snap off due to his weight, "homosexual."

        Harry gasped in shock and began to palm Louis through his hot pink Louis Vitton pants. "Louis, gay is not okay. I am a member of church, and I am not gay," Harry yodelled while dropping to his knees to suck Louis's throbbing cock.

        Louis giggled and chanted out curse words to his Lord, Satan. He thanked him for heterosexual young boys who were willing to suck a dick every once in a while.

        Moments later, Harry's sexy older sister, Gemma, walked in. She wore a nun's gown and headpiece and once she saw her brother bouncing up and down on Louis's dick like a rodeo, she drenched them in holy water. 

        Louis laughed because the holy water was freezing cold for having been so close to Gemma's heart for all these years.

        It was in fact Harry who began to yodel in pain when the water struck him on his untrimmed pube hair. He cried and his skin began to peel off. Anne skipped in with cups of tea while joyously singing "Jesus is the Savior." 

        Louis was very turned on by Harry disintegrating on the sofa, so he jacked off right in front of Gemma and Anne. Harry was reincarnated as the devil and PLOT TWIST Harry was the devil the entire time.

THE END.

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Larry is real and God is good.

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