Chapter One - Homeroom

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by Nyquil_isDaddy

by Nyquil_isDaddy

Nick's POV

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It was a typical Monday morning. I was in the back of Mrs. K's room, talking to Madalyn and Reed, who, as of today, was my boyfriend of 4 months. Nobody knew he was gay, or that we were dating. I had just taken my ADHD meds, so was zoned out and a lot calmer than usual. The way Madalyn describes it, that's how I usually act outside of school. I wasn't paying any attention to what she was saying to Reed, because I was thinking. Thinking about the most amazing, handsome, thiccc, witty, and sexy man I know. Those words don't even come close to describing him; to describing Robert. He was my only love. Frick Reed.

"nICK!" Maddy yelled at me, which earned a loud 'settle down' from Mrs. K.

"Oh yeah, sorry what?" I replied, as if nothing had happened, beginning to Milly rock to distract myself from the thought of that sexy man.

"Robert's fucking hoooot" Maddy whispered to me. "Just look at that dood. The way he salutes makes me wet."

"No he ain't he's a fuckin scUMbAg." I replied. "He's gay."

Yeah, okay. I know. I'm gay, and either way, I shouldn't be using 'gay' as an insult. Truth is, nobody knows I'm gay. Everybody thinks I'm an ignorant self-centered prick that doesn't support the LGBTQ+ community. I can't exactly come out as a pansexual person with gender dysphoria. That would ruin my reputation. If I'm being realistic, everyone thinks I believe pansexuality is being attracted to kitchen ware. The only way I could come out is if I move to another state besides NY or PA - or any other state for that matter. The only one I could marry Rowdy Robert in is Alabama. I have a really hot brother.

"He's my mans." Maddy said. "Ima ask him out."

"DO ITTTTT." Reed said. "You won't."

"Watch me." Said Madalyn, moving swifter than Phil across the classroom to Robert's desk just as Siera came in from orchestra.

Oh no, I thought. This is it. With every step she took a part of my world crumbled into the dark abyss known as Shane Dawson's stomach. My chance with my hunk of a brother, gone, like Siera's deodorant after three minutes of physical activity. Like Sophia's will to live. Like all of her spaghetti oh's after Madalyn went over to her house. Gone.

She took her final step. "Hey Robert." She said.

"WHAT!" He yelled, vigorously wiping boogers on her locker in Spanish.

"You're hot wanna date me?"

"Yes." He responded as if he were speaking to a military sergeant. It was making me hard, so I had to tie my hoodie around my waist.

wELL, FUCK. THERE GOES MY CHANCE. Reed said "that's fuckin disgusting" under his breath. I wanted to fall to my knees. I wanted to cry, as I watched the laughing Maddy come back to the corner of our classroom. She went for a high-five and I forced a smile. I looked around and noticed Siera at the front of the room reading and Sophia having a crisis in her seat. Nothing new, except my throbbing boner. Fuck, I forgot about blueballs.

"Guys I'll be right back." I said before awkwardly shuffling over to Mrs. K.

"Uh, can I use the bathroom?" I ask

"Fine. Put your hoodie on the right way and take a pass." She said, taking it off my waist to tie it around the right way before noticing my dick. "Oh. There's some lotion in my drawer up by my front desk, take it out and go. You have 5 minutes."

"Aight." I said, tying my hoodie in front of me and running to the front of the room. I opened up her drawer and found the lotion from bath and body works. I took it and ran like Naruto oout of the room into the hall.