There once was a banana. That bananas name was banana. Banana loved to eat bananas. Does that make him a cannibal? Yes. But the fact that he is a banana makes it ok. I guess. His favorite hobby is being a banana. That's his ONLY hobby too. He lived happily ever after. Until I ate him. Tastes like chicken. The End
I Just realized how weird and really wrong this is.
Oh Well!