"Hey, Aki! Aki, listen! Akiakiakiakiaki!" Ritsu yelled, almost pouncing onto the lazy, black-haired male. "Dafuq you want from me, you horny teenager?! Can I have one nap without you talking about all your kinks?" Aki mumbled, kicking Ritsu off.
"Go get your girlfriend pregnant or something, you lazy bum!" Ritsu pouted, like an innocent boi. "I never dated your sister, Amy, in the first place! Godammit, Ritsu! Why the fuck do you have to live next door?!" Aki groaned in frustration. "Wow, you're crankier than that one time I accidentally slapped Amy's tits (by accident). Not like she has any, sorry." Ritsu laughed mischievously. Aki lunged for him, but then they got into that one yaoi anime pose.
The door opened and closed. Ami was standing there, and the grocery bag she was holding fell to the ground with a thud.
Everything was silent for a minute. Amy opened her mouth and started breathing heavily. "I found out that NEETs have a higher chance of being gay. Don't worry."
"Amy! I'm not gay! Jesus fucking cheuisgyuadfgqudfwdukwd!" Aki yelped. However, Ritsu didn't seem bothered at all. All he said was: "Weird flex but OK!"
"Bro that's not how it works." Aki replied.
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RandomBubbles are fun, and they're always there to cheer you up! Haha, what a shame they only exist for a little while, and then it's like they never existed. A sometimes light, sometimes dark slice of life post/blog thing with all my babies!
