Roger was rehearsing with his band aka Queen. He has been thinking about his car all day. "Ugh she's so beautiful and so sexy" Roger thought to himself. After rehearsal Roger got into his car. He was so happy to be in his car. He started kissing the steering wheel. "I love you baby" said Roger. People were walking by and they saw Roger making out with the steering wheel. Roger stopped and drove back to his house. When he got home he went inside and made a sandwich. As he was eating his sandwich he was thinking about his car. "You know what, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of that beauty tonight" Roger thought to himself. He finished his sandwich and went upstairs to his bedroom.
