Alana: I'm back with mah questions! and.... * wiggles brows* dares....
Kenny: Can we skip tew the dirty questions and dares?
Emily: *rolls eyes* Go ahead, Alana...
Alana: Yay! ^-^ All: What's your favorite ninja turtle?
Emily: Raphael.
Alana: Donatello.
Stan: I sorta like Leonardo...
Kyle: *shrugs* I think... all of them?
Kenny: Which one is the dirtiest?
Craig: Spike.
Alana: Spike's not a ninja turtle.
Craig: Yeah but I'm like Raph and Stripe's like Spike. 凸•-•
Tweek: T-TOO MUCH PRESSURE!
Clyde: I think Michelangelo is funny.
Wendy: Ninja Turtles are gross. They eat soggy pizza.
Stan: What's wrong with eating soggy pizza?
All guys: Yeah.
Wendy: ._. ...
Bebe: I like Michelangelo!
Cartman: Those fags are fucking ugly. Ever seen the movie?
Stan: Dude, the movie is sweet!
Cartman: Fags.....
Alana: Alright now Kyle tie Stan to the wall.
Kyle: *ties Stan to the wall* Uhh... why?
Alana: This... Cartman, kiss Wendy.
Stan: NO. NO NO NO.
Cartman: Pfft... I'm not kissing that whore.
Stan: WENDY'S NOT A WHORE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Cartman: Ughh... *kisses Wendy and quickly wobbles to the bathroom*
Wendy: EEWWWWWWWW! *runs off stage*
Alana: •.•' Craig, hold on tew Tweek for 5 minutes.
Craig: No 凸 •-•
Alana: D: I'll tell on you if you don't D:
Craig: Then do it.
Alana: D: ... fine. All: Eat 10 plates of onions, or 10 plates of pickles?
All: Neither.
Emily: That's all for now! See ya guys next time!
All: Bye.
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Ya so I NEED questions guys!
Peace out!
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