I Guess I'm Gay -Creek South Park fanfiction

I'm Not Weak

The video above belongs to dizeku.Anyway I'm really proud of myself, I managed to write three chapters in one week.

Whoohoo,  let's start!

Enjoy!

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Craig's Pov :

"Haha, I won again , eat my dust assholes!" Clyde was violently pressing the buttons on my controller,  staring intently at my TV screen.

"If you break it, you'll pay for it." I reminded as I placed my controller down on the table.

"Why are you so grumpy ?" Token commented as he ate more of my snacks.

I sighed "Kevin Stoley decided to pay me a visit earlier today."

Clyde's eyes widened in awe "OH MY GOD , DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS CRAIG?!"

"No Clyde, I don't and for the record I don't really care either." I stated and picked my controller up again.

Token look at me and then at Clyde's giddy expression "Dude, Kevin Stoley is one of the popular kids. He might help you rise higher in your school  life."

Clyde nodded excitedly and swelling every so often.

"Yeah , maybe but the kid's a bully." I replied simply " Sure I'm an asshole with no life what so ever but I ain't beating up kids without a real reason."

"Well, did you refuse?" Token asked.

"Yeah , I mean I was kinda pissed off at the moment." I huffed.

"Why?" Clyde was talking with his mouth full of Doritos.

"Well for one , I was taking a shower and while we were negotiating I was wearing nothing but a towel." I muttered quietly.

Clyde burst out laughing and almost choked on his Doritos. Token patted his back sympathetically,  even though he was close to laughing himself.

"And two, he said I need to beat up someone for being gay." I folded my arms.

Clyde stopped laughing "Who? You mean Kenny. That would be fun to watch ."

I shook my head "No , they were talking about Tweek."

Token frowned slightly " They wouldn't hurt Tweek, would they?"

"You should've agreed." Clyde stated and drank some Coke.

I glared at him "What?"

He sighed and put his cup down "Dude, I have nothing against Tweek and I don't want to see him hurt but imagine how much popular we can get if Kevin Stoley went around telling people you're a badass mother fucker."

I winced slightly but I knew he was right. Kevin can either make or destroy my life at High School.

"He did give a second chance." I blurted out "He said if I wanted I could accept tomorrow."

Clyde nodded "There ya go. Go up to him tomorrow and accept his offer."

Token shook his head "You can't actually be serious? You can't just start bullying people dude. Especially Tweek."

" I know, I know but what the fuck do I do?" I asked , getting desperate.

Clyde stood still for a second but then jumped to his feet.

" I know what we can do!"

Token raised and eyebrow "You do?"

"Listen, I read this book once-"

"You can read?" I joked but looked serious.

"Shut up, I read this book where the main character kept beating up this kid who actually his best friend. But he was only doing it  when the popular kids were near and the best friend just played along!" Clyde ranted on and on and on .

"Since when does he read books?" I whispered to Token slowly.

"Since Bebe dumped him for being dumb." He responded simply and Clyde sat back down, still fidgeting.

"So you're telling me to annoy Tweek when Kevin and the others are watching but when they are not I can leave him be?" I asked.

"Yup!"

I laughed loudly and they both stared at me.

"I will get my ass beaten."

"By Tweek?" Clyde questioned.

"My God you dumb fuck, he does boxing. He's gonna knock me out the moment I touch him." I stopped laughing.

"No he won't. Dude , you know him and he knows you. You were really close back in elementary. He won't have the heart to hit you." Token added.

"That makes me feel even worse." I sighed dramatically.

"Don't worry,  I'm pretty sure you won't have to do it for long. Soon, they will get bored of teasing Tweek and pick some one else." Clyde re assured.

I shrugged "I guess."

"Alright then, let's continue this game then shall we?" Clyde grabbed his controller again and presses start.

I chuckled "Game on bitch."

Tweek's Pov :

"You didn't have to come Butters." I said as I let Butters in.

"Of course I had to Tweek. You're my friend. Friends are supposed to help each other when they are feeling down. " He smiled and took his shoes off.

I smiled "Thanks man. I app-GAH-riciate it ."

"Not a problem, I brought snacks." He said joyfully.

"Alright, do you want coffee. I'm gonna make myself a cup." I stated , making my to the kitchen.

"Knowing you, one cup means 10." Butters laughed and I chuckled.

"Obviously."

I came back in the living room to see Butters texting.

I smirked , as I jumped on the couch next to him "Who you texting?"

He fell off the couch, his phone still clutched in his hand.

"N-no one." He shut off his phone and placed it in his pocket.

"Are you sure it wasn't a certain parka wearing boy?" I teased and he flushed.

"No , shut up Tweek. I don't tease you about your crush on Craig , do I ?" He frowned.

"Even if I did like him, I don't think I want to be with him any more. First of all , he did break my heart. Second of all he is straight. "  I started tearing up and didn't even realise it.

Butters clumsily got back on the couch "I'm sorry dude. I didn't mean to upset you.  I know your relationship with Craig isn't.....perfect at the moment but you need to get over it."

I wiped my eyes "You're right, this is stupid."

"No it isn't . Tweek ,  look at me. It's not. Just forget about him, alright?"

I nodded "OK. "

Yayay, it's done. You have no idea how many times Tweek autocorrected to twerk  like my God.

Anyway, I'll see you all next week, Wednesday probably.

Bye you lot😋