The alarm clock wakes me up with the sound of my favorite song i'm sexy and I know it and then I walk out of my room and then I go into my bathroom and look at my very sexy face and smile thanking God every single day for my wonderful looks I pull on my favorite sweater in my favorite pair khakis and my very cute pair of UGGs boots. I pull them on just like every guy and start my day I go into my favorite red convertible. I put in the ignition and drive to my favorite coffee shop Dunkin' Donuts and at the cash register I just see a very very very very very very beautiful lady I instantly get a Boner and I run to the bathroom and hide😫😫. Can I get a knock at the door I instantly freak😰. OK so I quickly opened the door and it to my surprise is the beautiful lady and she says in her kindeseed voice "I think you dropped this" I instantly blush realizing Nana my favorite condom I've had since I was a little boy has fallen out of my wallet😖 then he farted and then I realize that shit and then I ran out of the building right back to my convertible and drove straight home and cried.
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