Important Author's Note

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Hello all my wonderful victims of insanity...uh..I-I mean READERS! eheheh. XP

Thank you all for over 700 reads, your comments and votes. I'm very grateful for all of you.

Julie: THANK YOU EVERYONE!!

Me: *shudders at sudden yelling* What the hey man?!

Julie: O-oh. haha. Sorry man.

Me: 'Tis cool, my good friend.

So the next chapter, Chapter 11, will be the final chapter of this book.

Julie&Jack: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! We have to keep the love going!!!!!

Me: Yes yes. I know. You love each other soooo much.

Julie&Jack: :P

Jeff comes out of nowhere: Well, if it's the end of this book, how about I convince the readers to read your "new" book?

Me: Re-he-he-eally? (I'm in an Ace Ventura mood. Deal with it!)

Jeff: *holds up knife* Hello my victims. If you don't read SH's new book, I will make you. Go. To. Sleep. *extends knife*

Me: You know...you could poke somebody's EYES out with that thing!

Jeff: Maybe I want to poke somebody's eyes out.

Me: *backs away* Begone you attractive psychotic spawn of Satan!!

Jeff: hahahahaha.

Me: Alrighty then! Goodbye everyone and thanks so much for reading this!

Everyone: Bye guys!!!

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