"Push Zelda! Come on!" Shouts Jim. "It seems that you're having twins." Says some doctor. "Shit." Says Jim. The first child comes out. "It's a baby!" I forgot to mention that the doctor is retarded. Now the second child comes out. "It's another baby! Whoa!" Says the doctor. "You know what doc? You can get your retarded ass outta here." Says Zelda.
Later at the house that Jim totally didn't steal from an 86 year old lady, "Let's name the first one Pedro." Says Zelda. "Then let's name the other one Felipe." Says Jim. "Say fortnite Pedro!" Says Jim. "PUBG!" Says Pedro. "Oh shit! Pedro's retarded!" Shouts Jim. "Say fortnite Felipe. "Fortnite!" "Yay Felipe! You're a good boy!"
Later, at the Department for Deporting Unwanted Little Shits, "So why do you want to deport little Pedro here?" Says the lady at the desk. "He said PUBG, not fortnite." Says Zelda. "Well then I understand."
(In real life Pedro is Aidan, and Felipe is Gavin) :)
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It it all started with the fruit loops
RomanceStalker Jim is a 13 year old kid, with a penis as muscular as Superman, harder than GET's middle school's toast! All he wants is one thing, the amazing hottie, Zelda. Their love was caused by a box of fruit loops.
