Prologue:
Damn it! I'm lost! My car had ran out of fuel in the middle of nowhere. Like seriously, where am I? What kind of a place is this? Am I in Greenland? Wait, wait that's impossible. There's no way in hell Greenland would be near to manila. As far as I know Greenland is another country. I.... Oh my! Why am I even thinking about it? Ugh!
I slam the steering wheel in frustration. I waited for cars to cross this road for friggin' two hours but nothing came, just the breeze of the wind. The wide road between the endless bed of rice fields is deserted and the only stupid who got stucked in this midst is me.i
I sighed trying to relax myself and dig on my pocket for some gum and I didn't find some but instead I found the very reliable thing- that I thought would be a bother because my mum kept on ringing me the whole time- and now, it's very convenient. I smiled as I pulled it out of my pocket. How could I not realize that I have my phone with me, stupid Aiden but you're still Hot. I unlocked it and dialled the first reliable person I know, Ken- my bestfriend.
Toooot! Toooot! Toooot!
Long beeps surrounds my ear and I looked at it--- Damn! No fcking reception. Great!
I jumped out of my convertible car and raise my phone in the air trying to find a signal but it was no use. I checked the surroundings if there are people or nippa huts around the rice fields but I didn't find any. Wow! An islolated farm, isn't it? I doubt there would be human around in this kind of deserted place.
'Well, there is dumbass, it's you' A voice said in the back of my mind. Well, how silly of me! I didn't thought of that.
I groaned in chagrin as the signal didn't came. As hours pass by, waiting for a car or a human- If there is- to emerge out of nowhere and help me for fudge sake, I'm getting crazy.
I shouldn't have acted so reckless about that old man's return to our happy family and drove away like a mad man ready to throw myself to hell. Feeling hopeless, as hours go by, I slumped down on the hood of my baby and hummed a song. As I was about to finish the song a weird sound came from somewhere. Thinking logically, I ignored it and continued the song but have stopped totally when I heard rustling of leaves. I scan the grass beside the road where my car was being parked and my eyes widen when I saw the grass moving-- like something is about to come out of it.
Tss... Tsss... Tsss...
I stood up alarmed. Sh*t! I can't ignore this anymore. I quickly get in my car and scrolled up the windows and lied on both front seats. My head is awkwardly lying on the passenger seat while my butt is on the driver's seat. I'm absolutely not in a compromising position. I closed my eyes and the noise disappeared.
Maybe it was just a mouse or a cat getting lost just like me but what If it's a predator waiting for me to come out to have its full package and delicious meal. I may be a delinquent guy but I don't deserve to be eaten by a lion- or maybe I do because of what I did to my fa---to the old man. I can't take calling him as my father.
Minutes later, after the sirene silence a loud knock on the window pane made me jolt upright that causes me to bump my head against the passenger door. I rubbed the sore spot to lessen the pain and slowly looked at the thing knocking on my window and....
OmyFck! A freaking mud monster! Mum! I shout in my head.
Dang it! That's what you get when you watch too much horror film and a payback for scaring your sister, Aiden!
I don't know what happen but the next thing I did is I screamed bloody murder, my voice turning up its octaves to the highest level. I think it'd reached the mountaintop.
"Ahhh!!! Get away from my car you're staining it with that disgusting mud! Please! Somebody help!" I realized that no one can hear me because my car windows and doors are closed and I can't just open them. The mud monster would find a way to kill me.
So I tap and tap on the other side of the window to get people's attention.
"Hoy!" The mud monster shouted. Omy! Lord I'm sorry, I'm so sorry for disobeying my mum and for drinking alcohol and for screwing girls everynight, for ditching my least favorite classes and for talking back to some annoying teachers- but I can't help it- Forgive me Lord for I don't deserve to get killed by a mud monster. I prayed.
Then I heard a click.
The mud monster is trying to open my door and me being a fool I didn't lock my door and it opened- the monster succeeds- revealing the standing mud ghost with boobs and long hair---- wait! boobs and long hair? She's a girl.
"Ahhh...Tulooooo" It says reaching me.
"Whoa! Who....What! haaaaaa!!!!!!" I SCREAMED. And then my mind went blank and I fell unsconscious. God, I hope I'm forgiven....
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