Alana: Ok kittyklaws400 dares Stan to break up with Wendy.
Stan: NO WAY, DUDE!
Emily: If you do, you get fidy bucks.
Alana: xD Fidy?
Emily: 凸•-• Fifty.
Stan: *walks over to Wendy*
Wendy: Stan... you wouldn't.
Stan: Ya know, Wendy... I loved being with you....
Wendy: Oh god....
Stan: ... but I just don't think this relationship can... go on.... ya know what I'm saying?
Wendy: No. I don't know what your saying.
Stan: I just think... we should stay in the 'friend zone'...
Wendy: Your really gonna break up with me just to get 50 dollars?
Stan: Don't worry Wendy, we can still be friends... I just don't want that lovey dovey thing. *walks back to chair and sits down* Now where's my 50 bucks?
Alana: Everyone welcome... kittyklaws400!
Kittyklaws400: *applause while I walk on stage* ^-^ Hi.
Emily: So you agreed to give Stan fidy dollars if he broke up with his girlfriend...
Kittyklaws400: Yes... yes I did. *gives Stan 50 moneyz*
Stan: $.$ AWESOME!
Alana: Alrighty, thanks for coming! See ya guys next time, SPfan__, signing out!
Everyone except Wendy: BYE!
Wendy: Fuck you, Stan.
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