Geoff slams a spoon against a random bowl to get everyone's attention currently, the entire office is at Chili's to celebrate the annual Awsties. Everyone goes to tables and take their seats, waiting to see what bad jokes Awsten will make this year.
"Welcome to the 8th annual Awsties awards," Geoff states to the small crowd of people. "Before we begin just a couple of announcements, keep your acceptance speeches short, I have wrap it up music and I'm not afraid to use it."
Suddenly bad rap music is being played and Awsten Knight comes to the makeshift stage in a suit with a hoodie over it. Awsten is badly dancing to the music as Geoff throws him a microphone, which Awsten just barely catches. Awsten then badly starts rapping about the Awsties which causes everyone in the audience to feel uncomfortable. Suddenly the music stops and Awsten angrily turns to Geoff.
"The waitress tripped over the cord," Geoff says picking up the cord and plugging it back in.
[Time skip because I'm watching Thor and I just want to watch it but I also have to finish this.]
"Jawn you're drunk," Otto says to Jawn as he takes away his drink. Jawn had been taking drinks from his coworkers since his fiancee left him there, Otto consciously decided to keep an eye on him. Right now Jawn had the drink upside down over his mouth trying to get the last few drops before Otto took it from his hands.
"No, I'm fine Otto." Jawn slurs, causing Otto to look at the camera with his signature "Otto face.''
"Alright next award is called the Whitest Sneaker award," Awsten announces into the microphone while holding a plastic award from the dollar store. "This award goes out to Jawn Rocha everybody!" Everybody starts clapping as a shocked Jawn drunkenly gets out of his chair and runs to get his award. Jawn grabs the award and then the microphone while laughing.
"I have so many people to thank for this award!" he basically yell laughs into the microphone causing Otto to laugh even more than he already was. "Okay first off my sneakers because I couldn't have done it without them. Now let's give Awsten a round of applause for MCing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks." The audience then gives Awsten a big round of applause which surprises him and makes him tear up slightly.
"And also Geoff too," Jawn says even though the audience remains silent.
"Finally I want to thank God because God gave me this Awstie," Jawn states at the crowd even though his eyes were mainly fixated on Otto. "I feel God in this Chili's tonight." Jawn then yells into the microphone before giving it back to Awsten. He then hugs Awsten and kisses him on the cheek.
Jawn then hurries back to his table, where Otto is holding his chair out for him like the gentleman he is. Jawn pulls Otto into a hug then places his lips onto his, surprising Otto, before pulling away and sitting back down. Otto walks around the table and sits in his seat, his cheeks tinted with pink.
(Authors note: I didn't expect for this to become a Jawn and Otto fanfic but here we are. #jawtto4ever)
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FanfictionI wrote this as a "gift" for Awsten and Travis for their podcast but low and behold I actually like it so I'm posting it here. Anyways this is just scenes from The Office but "Waterparks-ified." No pairings are intentional.