Shaggy's Tearful Night

Shaggy's eventful night

The air was cold, the winds bit at my cheeks as they turned red. Tears fled from my eyes as I ran into the arms of the darkness of the full moon night. The Reason I was running is that Fred had rejected my confession under the haunted tree that had petals flowing throughout the air. My tears had fallen onto the pavement as I ran to the local park. "Like man, I shoulda known Fred would reject me, man." Shaggy mumbled to himself as he rubbed his hands together to warm them. He sat down on one of the park's benches as he stared into the distance, he put his head into his hands as he cried crocodile tears. Suddenly a mysterious figure loomed over them, Shaggy started to look up at the figure "Like, hello man?" he asked curiously. A high-pitched puberty ridden voice rang into Shaggy's ears like bells of the big ben, "Yo man are you ok man?" A black haired boy that looked like a kid with a whole buncha problem said.

Shaggy looked at the boy with tears in his eyes and said, "like no man, I just had something terrible happen to me, man." The boy looked at him intrigued, "What happened? Also, why do you talk like that?" He asked with an eyebrow raised. "Like, I always talked this and my boy dream rejected me when I confused to him..." They both stared at the ground awkwardly. Shaggy looked up at the boy who looked too emo. "So...what's your name man," Shaggy asked while rubbing his hands to stay warm. "Ustain Cowhands" He said looking at his gloves that were shaped like cows. "So like, can you milk from your hand's man," Shaggy asked thinking about something, maybe fred. "Yeah, you see I have a milk addiction," Ustain said drinking milk from the cow. "Nice!" Shaggy then noticed a person yelling about anime in the streets. He noticed that she had a giant fucking dragon tail and then asked Usatin about it. "That's Kat, she has this thing with anime, especially with a show called 'Dragon Maid'"

Kat started to walk towards them as her big DDD boobs flowed in the wind. "Hey bros how ya'll doing today and can I get your number ey cutie?" She leaned towards Shaggy with a sly, flirtatious look. Ustain rolled his eyes at her "Kat can you not flirt with every boy that seems to look like a anime protagonist in a harem anime." his voice showing his jealousy. Kat sneered at him " Whatever you say Ustain but at least I don't like Jojo had a stroke and then fell into a sea of Justin Biber fangirls trying to get his sweet abs." Ustain glared at her in deep hatred of his friend group and how his life had come to this. Kat grabbed Shaggy's hands tightly and pulled him along towards the school "Come on you sexy scruffy man let's go read manga at our totally Japanese school!" Shaggy gasped as he was pulled swiftly towards the pathway "ZOINKS MAN". Kat giggled as Ustain ran after them yelling about how Kat was a goddamn anime creep.

They burst into the school and ran to classroom A1; Kat yeeted Shaggy into a seat and slammed Dragon maid manga onto his desk "This is my favorite anime, it love how Tohru boobs-" she was cut off by a rough slam of the door. It wasn't Ustain but instead, it was... ZACH *gasp*. Zach was the head leader of the mafia in Japan, he threatened everyone with memes until they would give them their lunch money. Every girl fell for him but not really cause HE'S A ASSHOLE THAT won't STOP EDITING MY FANFIC. Zach walked up to Kat and Shaggy "Ey yo guys gimme your lunch money or I bring out the NNN memes." his voice was puberty ridden and annoying as hell but somehow less annoying than Gay Ustain which was good. Shaggy started to blush a deep red as he looked upon the mafia leader "Um.. like man could you not mean we're reading a manga man." Shaggy stuttered as he tried to hide his blushing face. Zach grabbed kat and yeeted her out the window cause she's weird af "I SAID GIMME YO MONEY OR YOU GET THE MEMES.". Suddenly Ustain busted into the door and saw the terrifying scene going on in front of him "ZACH-KUN DON'T YOU TOUCH HIM!" zach turned around and yelled "WHATEVER GAYO!" and grabbed Shaggy by the neck. Shaggy started to choke but Ustain ran towards Zach and attempting to punch him but suprise Zach had slayer on his side and did some bullshit op anime powers and punched him into hell. Kat walked back into the room and screeched "IF YOU DONT STOP I WILL SUFFOCATE YOU WITH BOOBS!!!!" she ran towards Zach. Zach was terrified of Kat's boobs because holy shit that's weird and flew away into dragon ball Z or some shit. Shaggy fell onto the ground and started weep as kat started to hug him but SUPRISE SHE STARTED TO SUFFOCATE HIM WITH BOOBS.

The end