okay so this is the second chapter. i guess i decided to call you my kevins. okay @MusicLuvr came up with this one pretty much... she just txted me the idea kinda so... yeah... OKAY ILL START NOW!!!!
THE EPIC FOOD BATTLE:
*Ali* THIS FOOD IS SO AMAZING!!!
*Me* you got that right!
*Niall* canf youp paff daf kephup???
*Me* NIALL DONT TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL
*Liam* yes niall you might choke!
*Ali* aaaawwwww Liams going all Daddy Direction!
*Liam* DONT TALK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!
*Ali* IM SORRY LEE LEE!!!!
*Niall* can you please pass the ketchup???
*Me* here Niall be carefull the nozzle thingy is broken
*Niall* DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*i put my hands up in surrender and Niall trys squirting some on his fries but squirts zayns quiff instead*
*Zayn* OMG YOU GOT KETCHUP IN MY QUIFF
*Liam* OOOHHH ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG... AGAIN!
*Harry* that waitress... is like... ummm... you know...
*Louis* SPIT IT OUT HARRY!!!!!
*Harry* hot..
*me and Ali* T M I!!!!!
*Liam* no i think she is too...
*me* your hot liam...
*Liam* what?
*me* NOTHING!!!!
*Ali* NIALL LET GO OF ZAYNS QUIFF!!!!!!!!!!
*Niall* NEVER!!!!
*Zayn screams like a little girl and ali rolls her eyes*
*Me* LOUIS YOU GOT MUSTARD ON MY NEW SHOES!!!!!!
*Louis* DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE???????
*Ali* wait how did he get mustard on your shoes if your feet are under the table???
*Me* do not ask how...
*Zayn* NIALL UR STEPPING ON MY FOOT!!!!
*Niall* I KNOW I AM ON PORPOUS!!!!!
*Me* this is gonna be a long lunch
*Ali* you got that right sistah
*Louis* b**** YOU GOT MY ORDER WRONG!!!!! *snaps his fingers in a Z formation*
*magical unicorn magicly appears again* ZAYN... HERE ARE YOUR HAIR PRODUCTS YOU ASKED FOR, FROM... *wispers to zayn* that seceret place under your pillow..
*me and alli look at eachother and back at zayn as the unicorn dissapears*
*Ali* that was akward...
*Me* you got that right!
Okay so i hope you liked it Kevins. this is the second chapter... it was all me and Ali's idea. please comment and tell me and Ali if you think its funny or not please? I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! jk... but seriously please comment... i cant love you if i dont know you *innocent smile*
