"Renet's comin' too!?"
Raphael was in the kitchen and had been trying to stuff the turkey with cranberries and stuffing when Mikey had ran into the kitchen, ran into Raph and tackled him to the floor and thrown the news at him. His brother's timetraverler girlfriend was coming too. Great.
Mikey nodded furiously and got off his red clad brother and started running off again while yelling "I need to tell Donnie!"
Raph shook his head and stood off and dusted his arms off and went back to stuffing the turkey (which wasn't going that well) when footsteps entered the room again."I swear ta' god Mikey, I know Renet is comin' no need to come runnin' back to tell me again you shell-" He growled and turned around and noticed Leonardo standing there instead of his obnoxious smaller brother. He shut his mouth and crossed his arms, being careful not to touch his arms and smudge grease and gross stuff from his hands on his arms.
"What a Christmas spirit you're in, huh Raph?" Leo grinned and walked into the kitchen and made his way to the fridge. "Hmpf- It's ain't you who get's frickin' attacked while you're..." He stopped himself when Leo opened the fidge and started looking for something in there.
"HEY!" He exclaimed making Leo look at him with a raised eye "If you eat now you won't be able to eat tonight!" He yelled obviously furious. Leonardo's face stayed as a question mark for a few seconds before it scrunched up and he started to laugh softly. "Wait- Wha- Why are you laughing!?" The red clad turtle asked, and Leo's laughter started to calm a bit.
"You just sound like such a mom like when you say stuff like that." Raphael's face flushed up slightly, and he looked away.
"Whatever. Just don't eat till tonight. Asshat."
"I wasn't even planing on it, just had to get some water." He replied and pulled out a cold water bottle from the fridge. Raphael couldn't help it when his face flushed up again with embarrassment. He just yelled at Leonardo for no reason what so ever, and sounded like an old woman while doing so."So, I figure Mikey already told you that Renet is coming as his date, huh?" Leonardo closed the fridge door and walked over to lean up against the kitchen island, sipping slowly from the water bottle. "Yeah, he kinda came in 'ere and tackled me to the floor to tell me."
"Really? Woaw, not as bad as what happened to Donnie though,"
"What happened to Donnie?"
Leonardo chuckled slightly while thinking back."Mikey ran into the bathroom while he was showering to tell him! Didn't you hear him yell?"
They both laughed loudly for a few seconds.
When they got their breaths silence washed over them and Raph finished stuffing the turkey and put it in the oven while Leo stood and drank his water."So.." Leonardo broke the silence, Raphael, who washing his hands, made a sound of acknowledgement and started drying off his hands.
"Mikey and Renet, Donnie and April, Casey and...." Leo trailed off for a second and looked out of the kitchen window to see Casey playing ice hockey with himself on the frozen lake in the back yard. He spun around when he made a goal and kissed his hockey stick. He looked back at Raph with a raised eye and mumbled unsure "Casey and Woody?"
"Yeah..." Raph confirmed and leant back against the kitchen counter, standing face to face with the blue clad turtle.
"So... Looks like we're the only ones without dates, huh."
Raphael chuckled lowly at Leonardo's statement and looked teasingly at his brother and asked."Wanna kiss?"
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TMNT Oneshots
FanfictionTMNT ONESHOTS! 1| "So... Looks like we're the only ones without dates, huh." - "Wanna kiss?" 2| "Let's listen to Christmas albums and get drunk off of eggnog." - "Eggnog sucks, fight me." - "Eggnog sucks, fight me." - "Eggnog rules, bite me."