hewwo today is Thursday day, my favorite day of the entire week except for friday. I wake up and get out of my bed and brush all my teeth so I can be the cleanest lad. Being Bossu chan's right hand lad demands that I be nice and tidy uwu
as I was brushing my teeth my phone vibrated in my hands and my tooth brush vanished, fuck that tooth brush that fucking coward running when I needed it the most, I fucking hate traitorous cunts like that. I fucking hope it goes to fucking hell. fucking shit bags waste of fucking fucks
anyays I pick up the phone
me;"mushy moshy Bossu-kun"
Boss:"Yes... Doppio... It is me, your boss. I have a critical mission for you. I can trust no one else with this task, because you are my greatest."
I happily giggled to my self and smiled with pride, I am so happy that the most perfect man who has ever lived thinks Im great, it makes me so gosh darn happy that I don't care that he doesn't pay me or provide health insurance!
ME:"Whats the sitch?"
Boss:"I need you to acquire Cool Ranch Doritos™ at Italian Wallmart™ today, I have no more Cool Ranch Doritos. if I go myself I will be shot and killed 1000 times."
ME:"Oh no!"
Boss:"Yes, its really bad, my fate is in your hands. now go."
I hung up the toothbrush and run out the door, thankfully it is now thursday the day the walmart™ opens. I go to the chip aisle and grab cool ranch doritos™ for the boss, time to pay money. I was about to buy my food but then something bumped into me out of nowhere and I fell face first on the cold soulless floor of Italian Walmart™.
It hurts very much :-(
even worse, all of my chips broke! Ruined, soiled, destroyed! I scream with sadness! I look up and see a girl looking down at me. She had short black hair that covered one of her eyes and black rimmed glasses glasses. She was dressed like a really cute goth girl and looked like a emo. My heart went doki doki.
Mystery Girl:"Im sorry I ran into you I am so clumsy and ugly" She blushed and hid behind her own chips, a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos™.
looking at her, I could tell that she was lying because shes actually the prettiest girl I've ever seen. I have a crush on her but don't tell anyone, its a secret, shhh
Me:"You're not ugly your sexy- no! wait! I don't mean it like that!" I panicked and quickly looked away, I couldn't even look her in the eyes I was so embarrassed, my face turned completely red :-(
Emo goth girl blushed harder.Mystery GIRL: "Thats so nice of you to say that. My name is Miki."
She offered her hand to me and helped me up. We stared into each others eyes ♥♥♥
me:"I-I'm Vinegar Doppio."
She smiled. MIKI:"I have to go now, but... before I go.." She gave me a white business card that reads...
MikiTheNoselessWolf#0666....
I know this code! This is a discord name!
Miki turned around coyly and walked away, leaving me with only a faint smile as she went.
"Thank you!" I exclaimed. "I will cherish this forever." I smiled very widely, I couldn't wait to go home and ping Miki on Discord. I bought new cool ranch chips and went home. ♥
I logged into discord on my laptop and sent her a friend request, its been five minutes and she hasn't accepted yet so im getting really worried. I send her another one just in case she didn't get it. then I send 10 more because I want to be sure.
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Doppio eats a bag of chips (NOW WITH PART 2)
FanfictionVinegar Doppio obtains potato chips and consumes them