DELTARUNE /// Group Chat

The Dark Chat

Kris created a group chat:
"The Dark Chat"

Kris added Susie.

Kris added Lancer.

Kris added Ralsei.

Susie: yo waddis

Lancer: Oh, the blue person made a group chat!

Ralsei: Their name is Kris, Lancer. @Kris thank you for adding me!

Susie: oh thats cool. so lancer, hows ruling the dark world going?

Lancer: Ah, it's fine! I'm... not used to being a leader yet to be honest, but I guess I'll get better.

Ralsei: I think you're doing a wonderful job, Lancer! The kingdom has never been this peaceful!

Lancer: Oh thank you, my sweet and delicious soap-smelling watermelon.

Susie: haha soap melon

Ralsei: ...I'll take that as a compliment. Hey, @Susie, how's school?

Susie: ah yknow, kinda the same. still eatin chalk. did you know scented markers taste good as well? i think imma try all kinds of writing materials. pencils are up next

Ralsei: Susie!! I advise you not to eat all the writing utensils in your world!

Susie: cant talk rite now i found an ink pen

Ralsei: SUSIE!!

Susie signed off.

Ralsei: .............

Ralsei: Kris, please make sure she doesn't choke.

Lancer: Ah, don't worry about her Ralsei! I saw her walk right through sharp spikes first time she was here. That was really cool and her wounds healed pretty quickly!

Ralsei: But...

Kris added Rouxls Kaard.

Ralsei: Oh no.

Lancer: Hi lesser dad!

Rouxls Kaard is typing...

Lancer: Are you still in the castle??

Rouxls Kaard is typing...

Lancer: Lesser dad?

Ralsei: Ehm, I'm afraid this might take a while.

Lancer: Oh ok.

Susie logged on.

Ralsei: SUSIE!! Are you okay??

Susie: huh? why wouldnt i be

Ralsei: You... said you were about to swallow an ink pen?

Susie: oh right. yeah it got stuck in my throat. in fact. it's still stuck in my throat.

Lancer: Woah, so cool!

Ralsei: THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY BAD.

Susie: hey at least now i know what kind of stuff i shouldnt eat. ill just stick to chalk i think

Ralsei: Or you could... you know, eat actual food?

Lancer: Yeah, like salsa!

Ralsei: ...not exactly what I meant but okay.

Susie: not sure if i can get my hands on salsa here. ill get some when i get back to you lance

Lancer: Yaaay dinner party!!

Ralsei: Don't mind if I pass.

Susie: well you werent invited anyway

Ralsei: :(

Lancer: Ah, don't be sad! We'll come over to your place for the cakes after.

Susie: oh right, hows baking those 10000000 cakes going?

Ralsei: I have... three?

Susie: well time for u to get back to work then

Ralsei: Oh.

Susie: kidding

Rouxls Kaard: Good Morninge, mine Worms! Thou hast mine Deepeste Gratitude for adding me to this Glorious Mail Space. I hopest thou shall receiveth mine Digital Letters quite soon and withoute nuances! Oh, what is this appearingst on my glowing Screene? Words from the Worms? Ah, Lancer, darling! Yes, it is I, thine Lesser Dad. I hopeth thou art doing Wonderful! I, myself, am doingst Great! I amst taking a walk in the Dungeon righte now. Oh, Worms, newestest messagese! I shalt respondeth to thou in a Minute.

Susie: tl;dr

Lancer: I think I'll join you, lesser dad! We should visit my real dad!

Ralsei: I'm... not sure that's a good idea, Lancer...

Susie: what could go wrong

Lancer: Yeah! what could go wrong

Ralsei: Well, I'm... not sure.

Susie: ok but imma sign off before rules sends another text

Rouxls Kaard is typing...

Susie: oh shit bye

Susie signed off.

Lancer: Yeah, I'll go too. Gotta catch up with lesser dad!

Lancer signed off.

Ralsei: Oh, I just hope they won't get in too much trouble... What do you think, Kris?

Kris:

Ralsei: ...Ah, well, you aren't much of a talker in real life either, Kris. That's okay. I'll go now!

Ralsei signed off.

Rouxls Kaard is typing...

Rouxls Kaard is typing...

Rouxls Kaard is typing...

Rouxls Kaard's phone has run out of batteries.

Kris: .

Kris signed off.