Once upon a time, there was a hairy boy who had bladder problems. He had a doctor named Pepper, Dr. Pepper had maid which only stayed for 60 seconds to help Harry so he called them Minute Maids.
The doctor also had a patient with 7 hands. This patient liked to give people 7 ups. 7-hand became a mutant from too much coke, and his real name was Pepsi.
*Hey guys! This is a totally random story for the heck of it! Please tell me what other things you want in here. I'll try to update this every day!*
