Legend of Zelda Truth or Dare

Truth or Dare #1

Link: Alright welcome to the first round of truth or dare!!! We've got Zelda, Ganondorf, Sidon, and Teba here with me to start off. Say hi everyone!

Zelda: Hello friends!

Ganondorf: .. Hi.. I'm not that mean to be honest.. I'm ok. I actually am ok friends with Link now. That's just Calamity Ganon and Demise. Those are the bad parts of me.

Sidon: HELLO! IT'S SO EXCITING TO BE HERE! *shines a smile*

Teba:.... I was forced here.

Link: Alright the first truth or dare is a truth for..... Me? Ok! Zelda if you could would you read it for me?

Zelda: Of course. The truth here says: "What is the most childish thing you still do?" Oh dear.. I do say Link that you have done quite a bit of things in the 100+ years I've known you....

Teba: This should be amusing...

Sidon: Please! How could a man of Link's character do something childish? He is a good man! Saved Hyrule from flooding and from good ol' Ganondorf quite a few times!

Ganondorf: *angrily says* Can we just get on to the answer already!

Link: Ok.... *blushes and chuckles a little* I suppose I just... Whenever I see a cucco I just can't help but hit it!!

Zelda: He never learns... I have many a memory of Link needing to go to Hospital for his injuries. I must say it was quite hilarious when the ghost of my father told him there were no cucco's on the Great Plateau. Was quite a classic expression!

Ganondorf: I must employ these cuccos They would make quite an excellent henchmen. Undefeatable, indestructible, and most of all Link can't resist them! *Ganondorf slides off into the shadows and exits the T or D studio*

Sidon: I must admit I have heard stories from our neighbors of Kakariko village.... It was supposedly quite the battle.

Link: I'M SORRY OK! IT'S JUST A CHALLENGE TO ME!! THEY CAN'T DIE! The only way they die is if I throw them into lava!

Sidon: Or you could consider peace. I mean the cute little fellows don't hurt you unless you try and viciously chop their head off.

Teba: That is a fair notion.

Zelda: I do think they might have a point Link..

Link: .....Maybe.

Ganondorf: *returns with cuccos strapped all over like an armor* I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE. DEFEAT ME NOW LINK! *starts breaking down with laughter*

Link: HWAAAAAAAAT! *starts hitting the cuccos and we all know what happens next...*

Thank you guys so much for checking me out! I'm fairly new here and I would love your ideas and comments! Any truth or any dare is accepted just no sexual truth's or dares. Any cussing dares will be bleeped. But please enjoy yourselves and if you comment I will write it up as soon as possible! If you want your truth or dare to be used just simply comment on this chapter and I'll add it in one of the next ones! This Truth or Dare is dedicated to my lil' sis Katie_Holt13. Until next time! Porro Torcular!