Ask Guardians of the Galaxy

Question 1

(A/N: When I say Me I mean Gamora)

Starlord: Hey guys. We got some mail.

Drax: How many?

Starlord: 2 letters.

Rocket: Are we just gonna talk about them all day or are we gonna open it?

Me: Give me that. *takes first letter* 'I dare Drax to treat Rocket like a baby for 24 hours'

Starlord: Maybe this wasn't the best idea.

Drax: I'm not doing that.

Rocket: Ain't no way I'm gonna let him do that!

Me: Rocket,  you have to.

Rocket: *pulls out gun and shoots through the Milano* FREEDOM!!!!!

Starlord: My ship!

Me: My bathroom. :(

Groot: I am Groot.

Everyone: WE GET IT!!!!

(give me at least 5 votes for more. I need some ideas too!)